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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by osprey1987, Apr 12, 2011.
"Fuck foreplay, just fuck us with that big dick of yours. I'll show you what to do."
No, really, I'll pay.
"YOU take control and be on top; I'm just gonna lie back and enjoy every minute of it"
'You have just won $50,000,000.00 in Gold Lotto'
"i want you to fuck my face and make me choke on that long thick dick before you stretch my little pussy out"
"i wana feel your balls slap my clit while you pump that big cock in and out of my ass"
"Don't be silly! I'll bathe you."
I've Never Been In Love Before
"He's up and ready to go again.....for the sixth time tonite!" (not from a woman....but from my partner...a man)
Your cock is as big as a horse
"no, darlin... it's sunday. we'll just stay in bed all day. how about curry take-away and a horror movie night?"
*dreams the dream*
You make me climax like no other has before!
"My pussy is sore, just stick it in my ass instead"
Nah, if that happened to you, you'd be saying, Squealing or hurting my ass off there, Rican Cutie!:naughty:
"You know, I just love deep throating!