WORESEST photo penis manipulation ever

[B_IanTheTall]

I know people say something is "photoshopped," but I think calling this photoshopped is an insult to a spectacular software company's flagship product, MS Paint is probably more likely "tool" this culprit was using.

Note: I masked the face, so as to limit additional embarrassment to the original phallus.

 

[DaveyR]

Pretty good photoshopping there Ian

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Man that's crappy. It looks like even the crotchlessness of the pants was done in an editor.

 

[deleted26151]

Should make this a thread where everyone shows the most obviously fake pics theyve come across online

 

[chicagosam]

WORESEST photo penis manipulation ever

And might I politely say "woresest" title spelling.:biggrin1: But "bestest" picture manipulation in a humorous way. Thanks for sharing.

 

[SassySpy]

Should make this a thread where everyone shows the most obviously fake pics theyve come across online

And I would fail miserably- I just cant tell- I mean if its REALLY obvious- I wouldnt know photo edit had been done on that if he slapped me in the face with that baseball bat- at least, not till you mentioned it, anyway. Im not familiar with photo editing software too much, and have come to accept that some penises are very different from what I have seen in my life.:wink:
I just realized, for some reason, I usually CAN tell fakery with woman parts......... hmmmm thats interesting......... I'll have to analyze that awhile.:tongue:

 

[invisibleman]

I'd hit it.:biggrin1:

 

[Nitrofiend]

It looks like 3 penises molded together into one SPECTACULAR SUPERPENIS!

 

[Sklar]

and it's bent to hit your kidney! That way, even if you are a size queen, you know you've been fucked!

 

[D_alex8]

There was a mildly bizarre LPSG discussion around 5 months ago about the guy who purported to be the owner of said photoshopped penis:

---> amazing dick

 

[RoyalT]

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/internet2/clip2-hugging.jpg

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:The_Giver.jpg

 

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

Yeah granted that is rather preposterous but then you also have ones like these whereupon first glance you think wow and then you look closely and just laugh your ass off. This is really sad, worse in my opinion cause it makes an effort at being real.


:banana:
HORSE

 

[arktrucker]

Are those balls strawberries?

 

[basque9]

Are those balls strawberries?

Sure looks like it and the shaft of the crooked beast appears to be attached to his body by being overlaid on his own cock...see the black line? Looks more like an assemblage than a photo process to me..you know like a hollow dildo jammed over his cock.:smile:

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

I know people say something is "photoshopped," but I think calling this photoshopped is an insult to a spectacular software company's flagship product, MS Paint is probably more likely "tool" this culprit was using.

Note: I masked the face, so as to limit additional embarrassment to the original phallus.

Not only is his "cock" a Frankendick, his balls mutated, and his chest hair truly appauling, but I think he's even photoshopped in more hair to counter a receeding hairline.

How desperate can you get?

 

[jordanj]

Hey, shut up, I know him, it's real I tell ya, real! ;-)

 

[SassySpy]

Not only is his "cock" a Frankendick, his balls mutated, and his chest hair truly appauling, but I think he's even photoshopped in more hair to counter a receeding hairline.

How desperate can you get?

HELP!!! I Must be going blind- how could I have missed these, all of the details you all so astutely recognized?? - oh no, I age as I type......... woe is me..........
of course NOW its all really obvious :kiss: thanks for your unintentional help - I will try to be more observant :smile: now I know what to look for rather than at!!

PS I used to like strawberries,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[D_Joseba_Guntertwat]

Just for fun I decided to Photoshop my own cock pic (ok I used MS Paint).

I've included the original for comparison. What do you think? :smile:

 

[NCLA]

Just for fun I decided to Photoshop my own cock pic (ok I used MS Paint).

I've included the original for comparison. What do you think? :smile:

Nice job there. Hard to tell since the photo is small.