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Drinking coffee from a cup with my Dad's name "DICK" on it, I went to the manager's office. Talking with her as I stood at her desk, she commented on the name and I explained whose cup it was and her response, while looking at my crotch was "Oh, I thought you were proud of something!" I put my hand on my crotch and replied: "You can depend on that"!
 

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Well, I am the boss at work, and we really try to avoid anything that could remotely be considered sexual harassment. A coulle of years ago, I hired a lady who had worked for me at a company where I was just another employee. Back then there was considerable discussion about my 'gift'. WEll as soon as she got on board, every woman in my office began making big cock comments, so I know she had been running her mouth and revealing old conversations. It has not been a problem, since I am the one who is being harassed, and I LOVE IT!!

A couple of times when I was looking to add some new accounts to my business, I was taking female reps to lunch, and ALL of my ladies came in and told me that if I would wear these particular Savanne slacks we would get the accounts, because they were 'sexy', and you could tell my religion when I wore them. I took their advice and they were right.

I doubt I go a week without my dick getting into the conversation, even though he is illiterate. LOL


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and p.s.

Last year fror christmas I bought 10 coffee cups with the name 'DICK' on them and gave them out to random colleagues, none of whom were named Dick. Some were insulted some thought it was funny, but NOBODY got pissed. Give it a try, it is a great cheap present,

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RoysToy said:
Drinking coffee from a cup with my Dad's name "DICK" on it, I went to the manager's office. Talking with her as I stood at her desk, she commented on the name and I explained whose cup it was and her response, while looking at my crotch was "Oh, I thought you were proud of something!" I put my hand on my crotch and replied: "You can depend on that"!
*rofl*
 

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AOX3 said:
and p.s.

Last year fror christmas I bought 10 coffee cups with the name 'DICK' on them and gave them out to random colleagues, none of whom were named Dick. Some were insulted some thought it was funny, but NOBODY got pissed. Give it a try, it is a great cheap present,

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Okay -- here's a p.s. to mine: My Dad's name wasn't Richard or anything having to do with dick, but nobody bothered to call him anything other than that. I learned his buddies gave him that name after being with him in his teen years when they went skinny dipping.
 

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chrisndenv said:
Wow, mesmerized! Do you have to swing it before them like a pocket watch on a chain? Can you get them to do tricks?

Naw..

Can't get them to roll over, or stand on one leg and hop like a bunny..

These particular ladies just seem to blantently stare at my crotch and most times don't avert their gaze until I leave their work area..

Perhaps I could ask them if they'd perform tricks for me..

Any suggestions?..

-MG
 

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Okay this is funny, I am a Quality Engineer, I design parts for the big three, constantly every day I am bombarded with data about measuring equipment, most of the men there in the quality department walk around happily joking about their 6" calipers (a caliper being a measuring tool), this assistant that works for my superior laughingly walked over and grabbed my much larger set of calipers 12" or so and while holding them looked at all the guys in the room then looked at me and said and I quote "looks like your the only one here who needs a set this big" then wiggled her ass and walked back to her desk, at that point in time I was probably the brightest shade of red in history. But it was all in good fun and nobody got hurt, or charged so its all good.
 

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I have frequently worked in female and gay/bi male dominated companies/departments and have gotten MANY stares. Rarely has anyone ever said or done anything directly, but I have heard comments around corners, over cubical walls and though friends that took part in the grapevine.

The only time that something happened was a few weeks after PlayGirl's only "Big Issue" was released. Some one, in a fresh inter-office envelope (no names/departments on the outside) sent me a copy of the magazine and a "XXX-Large" novelty condom, that was too large for even two end-to-end beer cans. The unsigned note said, "You should have been in here and something for you to wear in me." Luckily no one was around when i poured the contents, on my desk; which I quickly put back into the envelope, that I took home that night. I was horrified right after it happened, but after a half hour I was already laughing about it, on the inside. My friends and I had a good laugh about it that night and the demonstration of how to put on a joke condom didn't stop with those two beer cans. [Late January / early February 2000, I still have the magazine, but the natural rubber gag "condom" has since turned and been tossed.]

There have also been times when activities in my private life became known in my work life, that proved to have detrimental effects on my work life; my 25th birthday party, at a strip club comes to mind. Guys from the advertising firm, I was contracting with, at the time, were there to celebrate the 4th and saw me getting a lap dance, on stage, wearing too lose and when hanging soft just long enough Umbros...
 

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Don't remember the conversation I was having with 2 secretaries in the office.

Just after I left the room, one said to me out loud, "You're known for quite a lot, Bif."

I poked my head back in and said, "I know." :biggrin1: