Working on a farm,

BUSTERHYMAN

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A guy starts work on a farm,
The nearest village is over 20 miles away,
Therefore, the farmer says that if the farm-hand should get horny,
He should try fucking the holes in the barn.

He shows him 3 holes.
The farmer recommends hole 1 and hole 2,
But warned him that the 3rd is to be used with caution.

A week later the farm-hand uses the 1st hole,
It feels wet and warm and he fucks it real good
He finally comes and gets his needs fulfilled.

After a few days of fucking hole 1 he moves to hole 2.

Hole 2 is tighter than the 1st hole.
It feels hot and tight and he fucks it real hard.
He comes and gets his needs fulfilled.

He gets bored of the 2nd hole after a few days and decides the 3rd hole must also be better than the 1st 2 holes.

The next night he slowly slips his cock into hole 3.
It feels wet, hot and tight and he fucks it and fucks it, over and over.....
He comes so much that it starts to become unbearable,
and he is soon screaming in agony as hole 3 wont let go.

The farmer rushes in just as the farm-hand drops to the floor, crying out.
WTF is that he yells?

The farmer responds,
'Well the 1st hole is my wife,
The 2nd hole is my teenage daughter,
but the 3rd hole is the milkman and he dont stop til he gets 6 pints!'