Workplace Jerk

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by bookersnooker, Jun 14, 2011.

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Do you masturbate at work?

  1. Absolutely! Multiple times daily/weekly

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  2. Maybe once or twice in my life but not frequently

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  3. That. Is. Gross. I save my private playtime for home

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  4. Never did the one hand hussle, but I have hooked up in office before

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    5.6%
  1. bookersnooker

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    I frequent the "pooping bathroom" read:private & secluded three times a week to take care of my afternoon boner. (I tend to have to unload 3x a day)

    Anyone else crank one out at the office? Where at? Ever get caught? Stories please!
     
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    I cannot imange ever doing that in any public place, espically work. Maybe it's because that's when I'm the least turned on? I don't know.
     
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    I do it every once in a while. Enough to master the easiest clean-up. It all depends on if I jacked off at home that day before going to sleep or going to work or if my friend sent me pics while I'm at work.
     
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    I do it when I am all horned up.
     
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    I don't do it often, but occasionally usually when I'm tired or I just happen to get horny, I'll go in a bathroom stall. Sometimes it can be difficult not to get aroused when working around hot college guys. Also it's fun to get paid to jerk off.
     
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    A lot of times Ill start to nod off at my desk and get that 'morning wood' type of hard on and the only thing to wake me up is a quick wank.

    On clean up, I usually just sit on the toilet, then when im about to bust I just stand up and point it down into the toilet, then flush.
     
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    When I was younger, I used to do it all the time! If I was working late, then I'd do it at my desk. If it was during the day, I would go to the basement because there were rest rooms down there that weren't used often...When I finally got my office, I tried it once with the door and blinds closed just to say I did it...LOL.
     
  8. AM_092

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    I don't work...

    I have at school though :)
     
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    Did it, when was too horny about my str8 co-worker, had to release myself
     
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    I honestly don't think that I ever rubbed one out at work at any of the jobs I've had.
     
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    Being self-employed I have the advantage of popping one off when and where ever I choose! Had a secretary once who was a nudist and absolutely HATED wearing clothes. One day I was scheduled to be out of the office came back unexpectedly and found her prancing around nude. From then on we both worked nude. It was actually sweet!!!

    One day while in my office looking at porn I decided to rub one out...it was her turn to catch me. She came in, caught me and 16 mths later we got married!
     
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    My office is a masturbatory haven.
     
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    No, I have never had a wank at school/work/the pub/McDonalds etc. Surely some self-control is in order?! :eek:
     
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    At my old office there was a public restroom way down the hall and I used to rub one out ever afternoon. Good times! Every now and then another young guy like me from my floor would be in the next stall over... after a while it was clear we were both waiting for the other one to leave so I started going at it slowly. He followed suit. We jerked at the same time and were quite loud about it by the end. We did it a few times. never talked about it, (we didn't even know each others names). Just shared knowing looks in the hall.
     
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    Its harder at my new office, there are only 3 of us in the office and the bathroom is 10 feet away. But if I am sure they are both gone it is only a matter of time before the snake comes out of my pants and I rub one out at my desk looking as some porn real quick.

    my desk is right next to the window and I am sure the people the next building over have seen me, pants around my ankles, having a go at it. Doesn't turn me on or anything, I just don't care.
     
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    in school, often. they didnt keep the classrooms closed, and i think i came in every room in that building :) now they installed cameras, so poor kids....
     
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    Yup, it's a wild way to get your rocks off; I highly recommend it for any guy looking to kill some time on the clock!
     
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    Yesterday the gym (go on lunch) was full of some excellent talent of both genders...and I got pretty horned up afterward. So in the afternoon I pulled the bathroom deal and went and shot a load in the stall. I was so horny I don't think I could have waited til I got home and had some alone time!
     
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