world peace or your peice?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by wants2bebigger, Apr 28, 2008.

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which do you choose?

  1. i choose a!

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  2. i choose b!

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  3. i choose c!

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  1. wants2bebigger

    wants2bebigger New Member

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    so god appears before you he offeres you 1 of 3 choices.

    option a:
    your penis is shrunk down to 1/8 of its size, but in return, gods grants everlasting peace upon the world.

    option b:
    god gives you the ability to control the size of your penis. you can be as big as you want to be when limp or erect. the size of your penis is fully at your control. however, god unleashes a new tyrant on the earth.

    option c:
    god give man the knowledge to cure any desease and longer life spans, but from now on, you can only get an erection so long as you never lie. each time you do lie you will experiance a higher level fo erectile dysfunction until yu can no longer get erect at all, and a new uncurable desease emerges.

    which do you choose?
     
  2. D_one and done

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    A.

    or

    D. kick god in the balls and force him to give you the penis control and everlasting world peace.

    (joking)
     
  3. Mickactual

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    D) God gets Joe Flanigan and Ben Browder to leave their wives & hook up with me as daily fuckbuds for life, BUT
    in return closes the gates of Heaven, so everybody burns in lucifer's cellar for all eternity.

    {ponders this} Ummm - sorry folks - but You're all screwed.
    :biggrin1:
     
  4. Qua

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    The Catholic in me would like to point out that traditionally Satan is the one who gives these sorts of deals out.
     
  5. vince

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    I'd give him a better deal. Offer him rico's dick (it's nicer than mine anyway). Take the world peace and run off with numbers123! :tongue:
     
  6. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    A.

    If I was responsible for god granting world peace, I would be getting laid left and right, regardless of penis size.

    But it would still suck pretty bad.

    As for C, there are a lot of assholes in the world that don't need to stay out there welcome and go on living longer.:rolleyes:
     
  7. B_lamdellboo

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    A, obviously.

    Besides the fact that I'm all about world peace, B is just selfish and would do little to no good, seeing as to how this new tyrant would likely mean certain doom for all...and C has it's perks, but A is just better, all around (and, I like to lie to get me out of certain sticky situations. ;] ).
     
  8. Northland

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    So you're telling me God's a man? Now, I find it hard to believe that as a man he'd be so cruel and heartless as to make me suffer the indignities of such a tiny wee worm.
     
  9. HazelGod

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    Fuck the world and all of you with it. I choose option B, if for no other reason than to keep anything bad from happening to my dick.
     
  10. hotbtminla

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    What kind of tyrant are talking about really?

    I mean, if it's, like, Hitler or somebody I would feel bad.

    But if it's Godzilla that would be kinda cool.
     
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    Damn...I get screwed in this deal and I don't think I like it...hmmmmm:tongue:
     
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    I don't think I could live in peace without Rico.

    or his dick
     
  13. vince

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    Damn... foiled again. :redface:
     
  14. No_Strings

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    God isn't a genie?
     
  15. D_Theophallus Kneedgroin

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    Don't you worry Papi....no one will ever screw you (except me of course):wink:
     
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    Well, I would tell God to let me know when option d) is available. Option D is: the entire reset button. No war. No prejudice. No anger. I want to be able to love again. I want my life back. I want to be happy again.

    Otherwise, I would tell Him that needs better options for an entity that made the world in six days and rested on the seventh. He is the one who slept with someone else's wife and conceived Jesus (?). Joseph was Mary's husband. Why was God sleeping with her? I wonder who is God sleeping with these days? Man, God is lucky...He has all of the cards.
     
  17. Mr. Snakey

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    You ask to stop one war and start another ? LOL:tongue: I worry for the peace in the world but i worry more for the peace in this house.
     
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    And why not? You'd still have a six-inch dick, right, Rocks?
    In a way, you'd be better off.
    You could say goodbye to sperm whales.
     
  19. B_Monster

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    D. World Penis
     
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