worlds 3 biggest lies

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  1. D_Aston Asstonne

    D_Aston Asstonne Account Disabled

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    1 it'll only hurt for a little while
    2 ill only put in the head
    3 i promise not to cum in your mouth.
     
  2. Principessa

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    Worlds 3 biggest lies
    1. Don't worry I'm on the pill. (I only say this when I am on the pill. I have NEVER lied and said I was, when it wasn't.)
    2. Oh no, honey that Ceasar hair cut makes you look just like Kevin Costner! :biggrin1:
    3. Size Doesn't Matter. It's the motion of the ocean.


     
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    1.- No, I've never faked it with you.
    2.- You're the biggest I've ever seen!
    3.- I weigh 110 pounds.

    [please note tongue placed firmly in cheek]
     
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    1 - they were half price in the sale
    2 - I don't even know who she is
    3 - It was like that before I touched it
     
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    1/ The Cheque is in the post
    2/ I'd love to see your mother
    3/ I'll be ready in five minutes

    Supplementary

    That has never happened to me before.
     
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    1. Yes, you're the first person I've done this with.
    2. That was the best orgasm I've ever had.
    3. If you eat me out, I'll fuck you.
     
  7. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    you're the best I've ever had(to date)-supplementary
    I never had anyone give me a more intense orgasm
    Of course they're natural!
     
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    1. The check is in the mail,

    2. I've never jacked off, ever,

    3. I won't cum in your mouth.
     
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    No new taxes

    I do not recall that

    I won't cum in your mouth.
     
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    1/ W
    2/ M
    3/ D
     
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    1. I will call you right back.

    2. I never said that.

    3. I will paid you back on Friday.
     
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    1. Divorce is wrong.

    2. No, that isn't marijuana you're smelling.

    3. Online relationships never turn out well.
     
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    1. Everyone is equal (applies to RIGHTS; doesn't apply to intelligence, looks or worth)

    2. Oil is the only economical fuel.

    3. Elvis is dead.
     
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    1. I'll do it in a minute
    2. It was like that when you lent it to me
    3. Of course you're not interupting anything (said breathlessly and most frequently to children and, via telephone, to mothers)
     
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    1. I'll still respect/love you in the morning
    2. The check is in the mail
    3. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
     
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    1. I love you
    2. I love you
    3. I love you
     
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