World's Biggest Penis

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  1. Imported

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    longdong: I've been searching the web but can't find the world's biggest dick ;D. does anybody know who it is . Aporn star a random bloke.

    Ta thanx :D
     
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    jag27: The earth's male population was invited to a measuring census and I wasn't invited? :mad:
     
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    I've heard astounding measurements (in upwards of 18" when erect) but have heard no such believable proof after that.
     
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    Mighty_Joe: I have heard John Dillinger had one of the biggest. Also Milton Berle, Forest Tucker and Roddy McDowell. Unfortunately they are all now gone.
     
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    prepstudinsc: RE. John Dillenger having a big penis, the claim is an urban legend that comes from the picture of him on the embalming table following his autopsy. He is draped in a sheet and his hands are crossed over his abdomen and it appears that he has a huge dick. Being a funeral director/mortician, I've seen this phenomena many times. It's just his hand and his arm under the sheet.
    The picture can be seen on the internet and in several books of crime scene pictures. I was just at Borders a few weeks ago and there was a book of crime scene photos out on display....this picture was in there. It's pretty obvious that it's not a dick, but his arm and hand.
     
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    It would redefine the term "stiff," eh?
     
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    here comes the dead guy jokes again ::)
     
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    Guerko: muxhakaenixo has the world's biggest penis... ;-)
     
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    wpgmb: how do you know mux has the biggest?
     
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    At 13.5", Jonah Falcon claims to have the world's biggest penis. Pesonally, I doubt that claim, but he's certainly the biggest 'dick' I've ever chatted with.
     
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    Guerko: I know because I've seen it... :)
     
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    jackinman: Hey Prepstudinsc, I know what you are talking about. I've seen that picture too. I would like to know if you or, other morticians in general touch and feel dead mens penis? Just curious. 8)
     
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    willem73: **groan**
     
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    prepstudinsc: [quote author=jackinman link=board=meetgreet;num=1034465418;start=0#11 date=10/15/02 at 15:49:05]Hey Prepstudinsc, I know what you are talking about. I've seen that picture too.  I would like to know if you or, other morticians in general touch and feel dead mens penis?   Just curious.   8)   [/quote]

    Other than when I am washing down a body after embalming it, I don't touch the genitals of any dead body. We bathe the bodies with antibacterial soap and wash them with a sponge, so of course, we have to touch them, but it's not anything sexual. The thought of anything necrophiliac absolutely repulses me.
     
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    NineInchCock_160IQ: The following exerpt taken from www.sexualrecords.com:

    Naturally we begin with the topic foremost on men’s minds. The average penis size for white males is about 6.2 inches, so if you don't quite measure up, don’t worry: penis size has relatively little to do with one’s capacity to pleasure. Remember: it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.

    The largest erect member in medical literature would be the 14-inch organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1969). Reuben didn’t divulge any source for this figure, and there was no independent verification, so you may question his accuracy. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson. Other sources (Alfred Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, etc.) mention specimens ranging from 9.5 to 12 inches.

    Then there are the dubious claims of immense penis size by various personages operating within the sex industry (read: porn actors). These claims are almost invariably false, the result of exaggeration and hype by unscrupulous dealers hoping to hawk more products. Take the legendary Long Dong Silver, for instance. Made famous by the Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill hearings, his one enduring trait was his supposedly 18-inch penis. Totally fraudulent, as it turns out; in fact, there are videos in which he appears only normal sized.

    Incidentally, if you wish to pursue this matter on your own (anticipating a slow weekend, perhaps?) you measure along the top.
     
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    Donk: [quote author=prepstudinsc link=board=meetgreet;num=1034465418;start=0#13 date=10/15/02 at 20:02:22]

    Other than when I am washing down a body after embalming it, I don't touch the genitals of any dead body.  We bathe the bodies with antibacterial soap and wash them with a sponge, so of course, we have to touch them, but it's not anything sexual.  The thought of anything necrophiliac absolutely repulses me.
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    This exchange reminds me of a joke. Before I tell it, I just want to say I mean absolutely no offense to prep or any other in his profession. This is a JOKE, not a true story:

    A mortician was preparing Mr. Schwartz for cremation. He happened to notice that Schwartz had an astonishingly long penis. Deciding that this amazing organ should be preserved for posterity, he cut it off and stuck it in his briefcase. When he got home, he called to his wife and said, "Honey, I have something to show you that you won't believe."  He opened the briefcase and showed her the penis.  "Oh my God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"
     
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    joe: [quote author=Mighty_Joe link=board=meetgreet;num=1034465418;start=0#3 date=10/13/02 at 14:59:11]I have heard John Dillinger had one of the biggest. Also Milton Berle, Forest Tucker and Roddy McDowell. Unfortunately they are all now gone. [/quote]
     
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    joe: ive heard lou christie is in line for a big one!!!!!!
     
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    Mux_da___hottie: We should start an international census to find out. I bet I'll win
    ;-) lol/jk
     
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    taterbins: They say that Dillinger's penis was preserved and is in storage in Washington D.C. I heard it was 14". :eek:
     
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