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sammygirly: LMAO!!

It's a "moo" point really until he provides pics to back that up...
 

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[quote author=bilbobagginsx link=board=meetgreet;num=1034465418;start=48#58 date=04/13/03 at 07:35:45]Let's see if we can put this into perspective:

Soft, hanging down the left leg, Mr. Colby's bulge will go at least 2" beneath the knee (HORRORS if he were to wear knee-length shorts!)

Hard, say with at 32" inseam, his penis sticks about 6 or 7" out of the ankle and drags the ground!

I'd say this man would make primo bucks working as an exhibit in Ripley's Believe It or Not! museum.

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I'd say his penis is a foot. A Bigfoot. Now, to make some penis-shaped crop circles...
 
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ORCABOMBER: So that was what the crop circles in Signs were all about! :D
 
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Slingshot: Oh come off it guys, I can't believe this claim is even being discussed. The implied difference in volume between flaccid and erect is (just roughly in my head) about 6 litres. I don't know what that is in imperial measures, but it's 1.3 times as much blood as most people have in their entire body. Where does all this extra fluid come from? Bah I say.
 
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Lovembig: Slingshot, um.... I dont think everyone was taking that guy seriously. You're going to find out there are ALOT of claims made here you just cant believe, so you just humor them.
 

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[quote author=Slingshot link=board=meetgreet;num=1034465418;start=60#63 date=04/18/03 at 09:49:58]Oh come off it guys, I can't believe this claim is even being discussed. The implied difference in volume between flaccid and erect is (just roughly in my head) about 6 litres. I don't know what that is in imperial measures, but it's 1.3 times as much blood as most people have in their entire body. Where does all this extra fluid come from? Bah I say.[/quote]

Exactly what I was saying. Hence the reference to some well-known hoaxes.
 

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prepstudinsc: RE. John Dillenger having a big penis, the claim is an urban legend that comes from the picture of him on the embalming table following his autopsy. He is draped in a sheet and his hands are crossed over his abdomen and it appears that he has a huge dick. Being a funeral director/mortician, I've seen this phenomena many times. It's just his hand and his arm under the sheet.
The picture can be seen on the internet and in several books of crime scene pictures. I was just at Borders a few weeks ago and there was a book of crime scene photos out on display....this picture was in there. It's pretty obvious that it's not a dick, but his arm and hand.
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Number years ago at a nude beach there was a guy who I talked to who had the biggest penis I ever seen.
After half an hour of chatting with we sat down next to each other and I couldn't hide my raging hard-on anymore, so I asked him if I could touch it. I had both hands on it and there was room for him to still grab his cock.
I asked if he was on LPSG?
He replied back, I've never heard of it. I asked him he should check it out. He just said nah I've got better things to do.
I saw him again about a year ago ask again if he was on this site and he said no.

The site has a very limited audience, not everybody who has a big cock is on here or has heard of it.
 

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kyle: This is absolutely true. I hate lies and even exaggeration so just understand that I'm relating personal experience.

I saw actual video footage of a guy with a very long erect penis once. (Actually, twice because I couldn't believe my eyes the first time!) It was easily 18", probably longer, and not much girth. The guy was blowing another guy and jacking himself off. Frankly, I didn't find it erotic at all. It was a little disturbing and I felt very sorry for the poor guy. He will never have the pleasure of a good fuck or having someone go all the way down on him.
Where can I see that video? I'd love to see it with my own eyes.