[quote author=bilbobagginsx link=board=meetgreet;num=1034465418;start=48#58 date=04/13/03 at 07:35:45]Let's see if we can put this into perspective:
Soft, hanging down the left leg, Mr. Colby's bulge will go at least 2" beneath the knee (HORRORS if he were to wear knee-length shorts!)
Hard, say with at 32" inseam, his penis sticks about 6 or 7" out of the ankle and
drags the ground!
I'd say this man would make primo bucks working as an exhibit in Ripley's
Believe It or Not! museum.
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I'd say his penis is a foot. A Bigfoot. Now, to make some penis-shaped crop circles...