Burglar sees lawnmower Burglar gets out of van to steal lawnmower Burglar carefully walks through garden to get lawnmower Burglar doesn't see the 308 pound dog guarding lawnmower.... :shocked:
I read, "Of all the gardens in all the world, the thief had the bad luck to break into the one where Cromwell was peacefully gnawing on his bone." You have to admit that few of even our most flexible members can do that.
