World's Largest Dog Takes A Bite Out of Crime

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Burglar sees lawnmower

Burglar gets out of van to steal lawnmower

Burglar carefully walks through garden to get lawnmower

Burglar doesn't see the 308 pound dog guarding lawnmower.... :shocked:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

:biggrin:

Cute lil' pup.

But are they sure the would-be robber got away? Maybe the dog ate him...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I read, "Of all the gardens in all the world, the thief had the bad luck to break into the one where Cromwell was peacefully gnawing on his bone."

You have to admit that few of even our most flexible members can do that.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Too bad it wasn't the crook's pants. haha