World's Most Well-Endowed Man Can't Get A Job

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  1. Industrialsize

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    Tell him to drop me a line, I can give him a job!
     
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    and this is visible where?
     
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    I hate to disparage any other lpsg member, but what a loser.

    They looked, Jonah thought, to be in the presence of God.

    Oh, I'm sorry, that's right, that's his alleged penis he's talking about. My bad.

    Falcon says that he doesn't do porn [this month] because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

    'Scuse me. Did I quote that? My bad again.
     
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    I'm with Nick. This guy is a douche.

    Turns out that penis was his biggest curse. He never made anything of himself because he thought his dick would get him through life.

    Probably a good lesson to those who are so obsessed and preoccupied with penis size.

    Meanwhile, word is Bill Gates is hung like a rabbit.

    Hmm.
     
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    Don't be silly, star. You know we're jealous. :rolleyes:

    Don't know about you, but I've always wanted 13 1/2 limp inches of nothing.
     
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    I think he'll want a job that pays 1st, than the type of jobs I think you're hinting, IE handjob, or blowjob?
     
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    "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

    Who takes him seriously now anyway?


    Some of the comments are hilarious, lol

    "He could always bat cleanup for the Yanks."

    "he should wear a speedo that says " If only this was a brain..." "

    "Human camera tripod maybe?"
     
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    Its hard to be taken seriously when you are still running around in thread-bare silver spandex bike shorts in 2010. Maybe its a revival ???? FYI - Jonah really doesnt wanna work. He fancies himself a celebrity.... Maybe if he got in shape and gelled his hair, he can get a job on Jersey Shore..... Would love to see him go head-2-head with ANY of those other muscle douchbags.....
     
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    gee ... can everyone feel all the love in this place?
     
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    Ah yes, our old friend Jonah who is turning into a gay version of Oscar Madison with every passing year. And even as the senors aboard rovers Spirit and Opportunity have confirmed water on Mars, the mystery of Jonah's mighty member only deepens. But instead of ridicule (as tempting and easy as that could be) I think we should use this thread to post suggestions what he could possibly do for work so he could finally move out of his poor mother's apartment.

    Isn't there some cable reality series that could cast him? This would have to be done with skillful editing as Jonah has never shown the dashing sophistication necessary for a prime time show like ABCs The Bachelor. Perhaps he could be in an episode of a sci-fi series where they go out and search for evidence of Sasquatch or the New Jersey Devil- "The Phallic Monster of Manhattan."

    Of course Jonah would actually have to produce the rumored 13.5" at full mast. :wink:
     
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    Huh huh huh huh huh huh. You guys all said "job"!
     
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    Interesting to juxtapose these two passages from the Rolling Stone article:
    The second statement puts the first one in an interesting light.

    The article is dated 2003, by the way.
     
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    Well excuse me, but what's the size of his cock got to do with the fact that he unemployed? This has to stands as one of the most unusual combinations of facts to create nothing more than a simply boring as hell article.

    Take separately the facts of the rise in unemployed is on the increase, and that many adult children are having to return to their parent's homes, and the reason behind it are far more interesting than poor JF and his freakish willy.

    Maybe JF should have furthered his career plans by more than publicly discussing his ''blessing''. :rolleyes:
     
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    Someone just emailed me and this Jonah Falcon story is making a little more sense. Ordinarily the likelihood of Jonah having access to Arianna Huffinton is about the same as his chance for landing an Oscar nomination for best dramatic actor.

    Buck Wolf, the same writer who gave Jonah some publicity in an About.com article, probably called up one of his media industry connections at the Huffington Report. It must have been a slow news day. Here is a short bio: Buck Wolf - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Buck is taking in lonely unemployed puppies this week and trying to help them.
     
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    I'm tired of hearing this guy getting credit for this. Its about as real as Alice in Wonderland. And a title world's most has to be the funnest thing. When was there a world competition for largest penis. I want to see the someone that has to measure what like 3 billion cocks. Maybe Jonah can do that for a living, I'm sure he wouldn't be biased.
     
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    Now there's a job for ME!!! :biggrin1: Talk about enjoying your work...!
     
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