World's Shortest Books…

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    World's Shortest Books…

    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    by Bill Gates
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    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
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    MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
    by Tiger Woods
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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
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    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    by Hillary Clinton

    Sequel:
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    by Bill Clinton
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    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
    by Al Gore & John Kerry
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    AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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    TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE...
    by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    by Mike Tyson
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    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    by O. J. Simpson
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    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
    by Ted Kennedy
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    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    by Bill Clinton (with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson)
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    Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally
    and Then Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps
    by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer
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    AND, JUST ADDED:

    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
    by Nancy Pelosi
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  2. D_Rosalind Mussell

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    Are we encouraged to add our own? This could be a fun game!
     
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    Let me guess, you're a conservative

    Why don't you keep your political views where they belong: in the politics section. Let's keep this section for things that are actually funny.
     
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    Regardless, you could add your own and even off the sides, right?
     
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    http://www.dictionary.reference.com/browse/oxymoron
    I think I'll make a petition in your behalf to have your picture listed with this definition.

    Yeah, dig it- these things reek of bad taste.
     
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    politics no not me what good will it do things never change just a joke.....
     
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    politics no not me what good will it do things never change just a joke.....
     
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    "Learn To Love Your Boss" by Charlie Sheen
     
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    Great Irish Chefs of the World

    more, but probably cross the PC line
     
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    "Lessons I've Learned" by Lindsay Lohan
     
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    yeah, I noticed all the "jokes" were about Democrats/liberals
     
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    "Original good ideas I didn't steal from Madonna"

    Lady Gaga
     
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    How to win friends and influence others revised edition-
    By Charlie Brown
     
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    Spreading my own wealth around
    - B Obama

    Things I wont eat
    - M Obama

    Vietnam
    - G Bush

    Other people's opinions I respect
    - B OReilly

    Campaign promises kept
    - B Clinton and B Obama, written by B Ayers

    The importance of natural hair
    - J Biden

    People who would support me if I was straight
    - B Frank

    How to spell my last name in english, volume 1, 2 and 3
    M Gadafi
     
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    That's Sweet
     
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    Adopted into the bylaws at the RNC
     
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    Natural Beauty by Heidi Pratt

    Subtlety by Henry Rollins

    Manual Labor: Personal Satisfaction Through Blood, Sweat & Tears: The Kardashians
     
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    I once saw a book about hypnotising and the effects of sleep deprivation, it was several very interesting pages and then (in an effort to hypnotise the reader) nothing but blank pages padding out the book. Didn't work for me! I haven't seen anything like it since. Not necessarily funny, but true!
     
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