World's Worst Jobs

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  1. SpoiledPrincess

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    What would be your idea of a really shitty job, one that would make you feel bad about yourself and about your fellow man, one that you'd dread going to each day.

    For me it'd be bailiff, they often have to go out and take the last few belongings of any worth or sentiment off people who haven't got two pennies to rub together and are in despair. I saw this documentary where this guy who through no fault of his own ended up being visited by the bailiffs, he'd got badly into debt and depression and couldn't see any way out of it, the bailiffs visited him and the only thing worth more than a couple of quid in his entire barely furnished flat was an antique mirror that had belonged to his mother, despite his pleading and clear heartbreak they took it away. I'd rather work stacking shelves than doing that.
     
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    Turkey mastabator...

    Aparently one of the few and easiest way to get turkey sperm for artifical insemination is to wank them off...

    That would be a soul dampening job for me...
     
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    A criminal defense attorney. Some of these assholes they get off crimes. So many rapists and the like. I couldn't live with myself letting those sort back out on the street.
     
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    Cleaning Park toilets after an OZ Fest concert series or after NCAA Finals.
     
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    Cesspool Diver?
    :tongue:
     
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    These are two jobs that are trully horrible.

    Bull semen collector
    Cattle Inseminator
     
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    Eating shit, literally
     
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    I've never seen that job advertised at the job centre :)
     
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