Worse than bad spelling

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by B_Hung Muscle, Sep 19, 2005.

  1. B_Hung Muscle

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    Why is it that some posters here feel the need to opine on every single subject -- more often than not with just a one-sentence ridiculous non-sequitor -- even if they have no earthly idea what they're talking about?

    If someone posts a thread with the heading "how do I convince my hung boyfriend to let me fuck him?", invariably some allegedly straight poster will write "when I lost my virginity to my girlfriend's sister...."

    Or some guy will ask "what's your favorite lube?" only to be followed by a couple of posts of some crap about the old english and greek deriviations of the word semen.

    Or a woman will ask if men like big boobs and someone will tell her he shaved his boyfriend's and his dog's balls that morning.

    Or, my personal favorite: a master of the obvious will post a thread's 20th message that basically adds nothing to the discussion but simply repeats what at least 10 posters ahead of him have said.

    Maybe it's the eternal quest to rack up 10,000 posts on LPSG; maybe it's the lack of a life. But, jeeeez, people. Is it really necessary to have an opinion about everything?

    This is way more annoying than poor spelling and grammar.

    Okay. Thank you for reading; I'm going back in a lotus pose now and rewinding my video of tantric sex.
     
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    in the modern world, opinions are regarded as a viable substitute for intelligence.
     
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    So often opinions are offered as substantial just because they ARE opinions, which is my pet peeve. I'm sick to death of someone saying "It's my opinion, you have to respect it!" No, I don't. I CHOOSE to respect other's rights to hold their opinions however innane they may be, but I do not have to respect the opinion itself just because it is stated as such.

    Was THAT the kind of butting in to which you were referring?
     
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    So I says to her, if'n you want a shiny quarter of your own, come sit on grampa's lap and don't tell you mom about it or else I'll sell your organs on the black market.

    I know where you sleep.
     
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    AND IF YOU ACT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN THIS TOASTER OVEN

    I'M TELLING YOU, LADIES AND GENTS, YOU CAN'T BUY A BETTER SOFA
     
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    I understand where your coming from, superfluous oppinions occasionally iritate me. Off-topic comments don't bother me though, as long as they don't change the focus of the topic. I mostly feel that as long as it contributes in some way it is fine.
     
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    Gawd, I hate cleaning the toilet.
     
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    Ear wax tastes like pennies.
     
  12. B_Hung Muscle

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    Yes, exactly.

    And, it's good to see the prime and most obnoxious offenders have proven my point for the rest of the board so effectively. It's nice not to have actually name names.

    Oh, wait! There are two or three more who have yet to chime in. I'm sure as soon as they wake up, they'll be posting some crap on here too.
     
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    what was the name of that guy ... yeah, adolf hitler. now he had some good ideas.
     
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    Ooh, oooh, Godwin's Law offender!
     
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    ^ That I can understand, but.....

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    ^ this just downright scares me.
     
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    I checked...my dog&#39;s balls aren&#39;t hairy..is that normal?
     
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    Actually, that should read "my dog&#39;s balls..." :evilgrin:
     
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    Boy I really hope I had already edited that before you posted

    hmm-- try saying this just for the hell of it

    Ed edited it
     
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    My cat was neutered but his balls grew back. They look like furry skittles.
     
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    My cat was neutered but his balls grew back. They look like furry skittles.
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    DON&#39;T taste them :puke:
     
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