Worse than bad spelling

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Hung Muscle+Sep 20 2005, 04:51 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Hung Muscle &#064; Sep 20 2005, 04:51 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Sep 19 2005, 09:21 PM
So often opinions are offered as substantial just because they ARE opinions, which is my pet peeve. I&#39;m sick to death of someone saying "It&#39;s my opinion, you have to respect it&#33;" No, I don&#39;t. I CHOOSE to respect other&#39;s rights to hold their opinions however innane they may be, but I do not have to respect the opinion itself just because it is stated as such.

Was THAT the kind of butting in to which you were referring?

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Yes, exactly.

And, it&#39;s good to see the prime and most obnoxious offenders have proven my point for the rest of the board so effectively. It&#39;s nice not to have actually name names.

Oh, wait&#33; There are two or three more who have yet to chime in. I&#39;m sure as soon as they wake up, they&#39;ll be posting some crap on here too.

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Damn, I have been asleep at the wheel. I haven&#39;t chimed in. Where Dr. Rock and Madame Zora have posted, I have posted also.

My pet peeve is people coming on an criticizing my right to expess my viewpoints. Disagree all you want. Point out my spelling errors, punctuation errors, syntax mistakes. But please don&#39;t tell me what I can post or not post.

Does anyone "no" a good remedy for smelly farts. Been having trouble lately. Some of the good folks have been...ahem....offended by the smell. Please reply soon. My marriage may fall apart. I don&#39;t understand what is wrong with fluffing the sheets after a good fart. My wife just doesn&#39;t understand

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Freddie53+Sep 21 2005, 05:13 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 &#064; Sep 21 2005, 05:13 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Hung Muscle@Sep 20 2005, 04:51 AM
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@Sep 19 2005, 09:21 PM
So often opinions are offered as substantial just because they ARE opinions, which is my pet peeve. I&#39;m sick to death of someone saying "It&#39;s my opinion, you have to respect it&#33;" No, I don&#39;t. I CHOOSE to respect other&#39;s rights to hold their opinions however innane they may be, but I do not have to respect the opinion itself just because it is stated as such.

Was THAT the kind of butting in to which you were referring?

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Yes, exactly.

And, it&#39;s good to see the prime and most obnoxious offenders have proven my point for the rest of the board so effectively. It&#39;s nice not to have actually name names.

Oh, wait&#33; There are two or three more who have yet to chime in. I&#39;m sure as soon as they wake up, they&#39;ll be posting some crap on here too.

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Damn, I have been asleep at the wheel. I haven&#39;t chimed in. Where Dr. Rock and Madame Zora have posted, I have posted also.

My pet peeve is people coming on an criticizing my right to expess my viewpoints. Disagree all you want. Point out my spelling errors, punctuation errors, syntax mistakes. But please don&#39;t tell me what I can post or not post.

Does anyone "no" a good remedy for smelly farts. Been having trouble lately. Some of the good folks have been...ahem....offended by the smell. Please reply soon. My marriage may fall apart. I don&#39;t understand what is wrong with fluffing the sheets after a good fart. My wife just doesn&#39;t understand

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A perfect retort from a fellow "asshole", you were slow getting here but at least you made it.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I&#39;m sorry, but I have a hard time thinking of Freddie as an asshole, you biatch&#33; ha/ha

Freddie - I don&#39;t have problems with farts, ) but it&#39;s my opinion that if you use Beano you might help to ease the pain that your wife suffers in inhaling your odor.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by TexAssgirl@Sep 21 2005, 06:34 AM
I&#39;m sorry, but I have a hard time thinking of Freddie as an asshole, you biatch&#33; ha/ha

Freddie - I don&#39;t have problems with farts, ) but it&#39;s my opinion that if you use Beano you might help to ease the pain that your wife suffers in inhaling your odor.

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Leslie,
What a marvelous idea&#33; We can start a "Beanos for Freddie" fund that non "assholes" can make contributions.

Sorry Jana, you can&#39;t contribute. You are a fellow "asshole."

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by Freddie53@Sep 21 2005, 01:13 AM
Does anyone "no" a good remedy for smelly farts. Been having trouble lately. Some of the good folks have been...ahem....offended by the smell. Please reply soon. My marriage may fall apart. I don&#39;t understand what is wrong with fluffing the sheets after a good fart. My wife just doesn&#39;t understand

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Absolutely&#33; Just carry a supply of those little pink noseclips that swimmers wear and give them out to others freely.

For example, you step onto a crowded elevator and get that &#39;feeling&#39; so you start distributing the nose clips, explaining, "Hurry, please&#33; I feel a good one coming on&#33;"

 

[yaoifun]

CRAP&#33;&#33;&#33; I&#39;m late to chime again&#33; Oh well, what else is new...but just so I don&#39;t disappoint anybody, I guess I had to.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by yaoifun@Sep 26 2005, 04:26 PM
CRAP&#33;&#33;&#33; I&#39;m late to chime again&#33; Oh well, what else is new...but just so I don&#39;t disappoint anybody, I guess I had to.

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Yay&#33; More assholes to join the pack. What took you so long, Skai?

Texass, are you appealing to the footfetish crowd now? I know you almost killed the boyz with your butt shot. You should "no" by now that I only call people I love assholes&#33;

 

[Pecker]

How do you catch a polar bear?

1. Cut a hole in the ice
2. Line the perimeter with peas
3. When he goes to take a pea kick him in the icehole.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I&#39;d just like to echo what everybody else has said and add that I found my wallet, for those of you who showed so much concern.

 

[Pappy]

I am at a loss for words&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Sep 27 2005, 06:54 AM
Texass, are you appealing to the footfetish crowd now? I know you almost killed the boyz with your butt shot. You should "no" by now that I only call people I love assholes&#33;

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I try to please all. )

 

[Lex]

Best.
Thread.
Evah.

 

[Pecker]

I find it hard to believe that we&#39;ve made it this far without anyone mentioning a flesh pile.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Sep 27 2005, 05:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Sep 27 2005, 05:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-yaoifun@Sep 26 2005, 04:26 PM
CRAP&#33;&#33;&#33; I&#39;m late to chime again&#33; Oh well, what else is new...but just so I don&#39;t disappoint  anybody, I guess I had to.

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Yay&#33; More assholes to join the pack. What took you so long, Skai?

Texass, are you appealing to the footfetish crowd now? I know you almost killed the boyz with your butt shot. You should "no" by now that I only call people I love assholes&#33;

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Yes, if things get too tough here, we can form our own forum and call it the asshole support group. Be we must be uptown about it. The word should be pronounced "uh so lee" with the primary syllable being the middle one.

I can&#39;t wait for our convention in Paris this spring. That&#39;s Paris, France. Not Paris, Arkansas.

 

[madame_zora]

As long as it&#39;s not Paris, Kentucky- horrible little place.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

How about Paris, Texass? I can shake my booty for entertainment. or dance barefooted.

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by TexAssgirl@Sep 28 2005, 10:00 AM
How about Paris, Texass? I can shake my booty for entertainment. or dance barefooted.

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Wherever you shake that booty, I&#39;m there&#33; :evilgrin:

LapDog

 

[Pecker]

I just cleaned my monitor screen. It was covered with tongue tracks.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

ha/ha/ha

Pecker - I thought of you earlier today. I got pissed at something today and instead of yelling my usual "Dammit&#33;" (I&#39;m trying to cut down on cussing in front of my kids), I blurted out "Aw, Pecker&#33;" Then I stopped for a moment as a picture of a huge pink pecker pig jumped into my mind.

 

[springhere1888]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Sep 20 2005, 02:53 AM
I once rode in an AH-64 apache gunship.* that was pretty fuckin' awesome.

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VERY, VERY funny.