Worst Blowjob You Ever Had?

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I was on the receiving end of a pretty good blowjob this afternoon. Afterwards, she asked me ‘what’s the worst blowjob you’ve ever had?’. I didn’t have to think for too long.

I was with my ex. It was early in our relationship, and we were on our first big trip together. We caught the train from Sydney to Perth. It took 4 days, and it was just perfect. We checked in at our hotel in Perth and had a nap. Neither of us had ever been there before. After waking up, we took a shower together. Neither of us had the balls to fuck while we were on the train, so I’m pretty horny. We’re kissing, I’m sucking on her amazing tits, and I’m pretty hard. She gets on her knees.

She had a really sexy body, but she also had sharp teeth. I’m standing up in the shower and wasn't really expecting a blowjob, but suddenly here’s me with my dick in her mouth. It wasn't the first time she blew me, but it was the first time in a shower with me standing up. Every now and again I felt her teeth brushing up against my shaft, and every scrape of the dentistry made me recoil. And then I started feeling guilty: ‘she’s not gonna make me cum like this, wouldn’t it be easier to do this on the bed, her knees must be killing her!’. But she was sucking so hard, and she was so determined to get the job done, it was almost as though her life depended on it.

And now my mind starts wandering. I’m thinking ‘hey we’re in a new city, I wonder what we can have for dinner’. Next thing I’m thinking about how long this is taking, and if it’s possible to run out of hot water in a hotel. And it’s not that I’m big by any stretch of the imagination, but I could tell she was getting tired. I knew she wanted me to cum in her mouth, but oh my god her fucking teeth – and the more tired her jaw got, the more her teeth got in the way.

There were only two ways this could've ended. One would've been for me to say 'please stop', but I'm not sure how I would've dealt with the consequences. The other (which was what I did) was to take my dick out of her mouth, jerk off onto her face, and help her up off her knees.

Then we went out to dinner.

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I went down on a guy once, lovely cock, but I didn't know he'd been given a blow job out back by someone who was smoking....not a nice experience for me I'm afraid, smokey cock..not for me.....I had to go and get some mints lol..
 

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I’ve thrown up on someone whilst simultaneously spunking in their mouth…combination of standing up too quickly to cum and alcohol .(that’s not some weird fetish intentional thing) … I’d say that was a bad night for her…
 
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This BWW that i was having a 3 way with ended up giving me a blowjob while my bro was dogging her from behind. Any way, her blow job had 0 suction and was using teeth and was a terrible experience.

0/10 blowjob skills.
i know the pain ... quite literally!
 

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This BWW that i was having a 3 way with ended up giving me a blowjob while my bro was dogging her from behind. Any way, her blow job had 0 suction and was using teeth and was a terrible experience.

0/10 blowjob skills.
Better to end a bad job sooner rather than later in my experiance!
 

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My fault. Really hot guy coming through the sand dunes towards me, his cock bursting at the seams of his budgie smugglers with me stark naked with a wood to end all woods, struggling to strip him naked and at the moment of nudity, my hand gripped his growing fat uncut cock and as his lips went round my throbbing member I shot at first wet warm touch before my cock had even reached his tonsils, dribbling out of the corner of his mouth, a look of amazement in his face as he swallowed
End of session, he tucked his cock back and continued, I stayed deflated thinking that's what comes of abstaining for a few days.
 

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Like the OP the worst ones are ones with teeth...ouch!
This. And sadly it only gets worse, the bigger your cock. I’d say unless the bj giver is experienced well with big dicks, then if you’re a hung guy just expect either a shallow bj or a toothy one. I’d accept a shallow bj on my cock bulb and couple inches of my shaft over a deeper bj where several inches of my dick are being swallowed but my head and shaft are getting teethed on any day.
 

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She didn’t show any enthusiasm at all, and she looked like a snake trying to swallow a mouse. All this after she bragged about being able to “suck a mean dick”.
wow, disappointing. i mean, it can fucking hurt if you do it wrong!
 

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My first wife gave me two in 18 years of being together, 17 years of marriage. I didn’t cum either time and I had to tell her to stop because she was using her teeth and was hurting me.
I can relate. While swinging with another couple, the other guy's wife was sucking my cock and I had to stop her because there was no pleasure, only pain and a feeling of being extremely uncomfortable with how she was almost chewing on my cock.
 

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A friend has asked me to set up a 3-way because he had never done it before. I found this guy who had a hot picture and a great dick. He showed up looking dirty smelling of stale beer and cigarettes. He gave horrible head, and it was kind of secondary to the fact that he smelled like an overflowing ashtray. Way too much scraping with his teeth and it ruined the night for both of us. I sent the guy away and we ended up watching a movie and falling asleep.
 

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A friend has asked me to set up a 3-way because he had never done it before. I found this guy who had a hot picture and a great dick. He showed up looking dirty smelling of stale beer and cigarettes. He gave horrible head, and it was kind of secondary to the fact that he smelled like an overflowing ashtray. Way too much scraping with his teeth and it ruined the night for both of us. I sent the guy away and we ended up watching a movie and falling asleep.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! would've done the same
 

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I've had a few bad bj's from women. I'm fairly thick so sometimes teeth come into play.

One that stands out, was with a friend of mine. She was super cool but I just wasnt attracted to her. She kept wanting to hookup and was always bragging about how great she sucks dick. Finally one night after drinks and her doing a tattoo for me, I gave in let her suck me. She was just so slow sucking it...I dont mind slow but mix it up with some faster.. Then when she DID speed it up, it was all teeth, ugh.

Ironically I've never had a "BAD" blowjob from a guy. Some better than others, but none of the scraping . Probably because men understand what a Bj should feel like from firsthand knowledge
 
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Is there such a thing as a "bad blowjob"? Seriously? Since something less than probably 1% of us can suck our own cocks, who doesn't enjoy the sensation of having someone else put it in their mouth?
 
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Is there such a thing as a "bad blowjob"? Seriously? Since something less than probably 1% of us can suck our own cocks, who doesn't enjoy the sensation of having someone else put it in their mouth?
when you feel like you're about to bleed, that's bad!
 
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