Worst Infomercial Ever.

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  1. thoreau

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    Jesus Christ! I've seen many awful infomercials in my time but at least I can say for the ones that advertise for a piece of exercise equipment the people have to put in at least a modicum of effort even if its a stationary machine like a stair climber, bo-flex, or ab roller the individuals could get some ancillary benefit from the workout.

    But this just epitomes the laziness of people who want to exercise and still literally sit on their ass.

    And what I find funniest is the claim that you could use this thing so nonchalantly at work . :rolleyes:



    YouTube - Hawaii Chair Infomercial
     
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    ...I can't have the sound on...Is it designed to combat constipation?
     
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    It's only been on the market for one day and this guy has abs to die for that he wouldn't have had without that machine!

    I want one! I want one!

    But wait! It slices, dices and makes fantastic French Fries, too!
     
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    sorry...... I meant epitomizes
     
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    lokks like it make a lazy persons sex chair :laugh2:
     
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    my top 10

    1. tiny ads in newspapers guy

    2. free money guy

    3. Mr. Punch-Me-In-The-Face exercise equipment ad

    4. The Gazelle

    5. Billy Blanks and Tae Bo

    6. "Dr." Barefoot says coral calcium cures cancer

    7. anything having to do with penis enlargement or sexual performance

    8. Girls Gone Wild, even though I sometimes jack off to them, the infomercials are still annoying as hell. Worst one likely being the Girls Gone Wild Extreme Games one.

    9. Miracle cures they don't want you to know about

    10. Nads. This is actually a best/worst informercial ever. best because it's absolutely hilarious. Worst because I can't imagine anyone buying this product. Seriously, could you pick a worse name for hair wax? ouch.
     
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    sorry I had to add another one. Those awful/stupid electric belt ab machines. haha.
     
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