Once upon a time, my friends and I would purposely rent terrible movies and rip them to shreds for fun.
Battlefield Earth? Great terrible movie. Hilarious. Anything directed by Uwe Boll? Barely watchable. Xanadu? Ludicrously risible.
But you know what we did?
We watched Glitter.
That's right, bitches. Goddamn, fucking Glitter. After it was done, I went and ate a shit fresh out of a great dane's ass just to get the taste out of my mouth.
Glitter is so goddamn bad that I just can't describe it.
I would rather watch Freddie Got Fingered . Hell, I would rather get a handy from a belt grinder.
Fuck.