Worst movie you have ever seen?

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Another Nicholas Cage movie that sucked was Strawman. At least I think that was the title.

I think you were thinking of The Wicker Man. There are very few GOOD Nicholas Cage movies, so we could list a lot of his as terrible movies.
 

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Once upon a time, my friends and I would purposely rent terrible movies and rip them to shreds for fun.

Battlefield Earth? Great terrible movie. Hilarious. Anything directed by Uwe Boll? Barely watchable. Xanadu? Ludicrously risible.

But you know what we did?

We watched Glitter.

That's right, bitches. Goddamn, fucking Glitter. After it was done, I went and ate a shit fresh out of a great dane's ass just to get the taste out of my mouth.

Glitter is so goddamn bad that I just can't describe it.

I would rather watch Freddie Got Fingered . Hell, I would rather get a handy from a belt grinder.

Fuck.
 

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Once upon a time, my friends and I would purposely rent terrible movies and rip them to shreds for fun.

Battlefield Earth? Great terrible movie. Hilarious. Anything directed by Uwe Boll? Barely watchable. Xanadu? Ludicrously risible.

But you know what we did?

We watched Glitter.

That's right, bitches. Goddamn, fucking Glitter. After it was done, I went and ate a shit fresh out of a great dane's ass just to get the taste out of my mouth.

Glitter is so goddamn bad that I just can't describe it.

I would rather watch Freddie Got Fingered . Hell, I would rather get a handy from a belt grinder.

Fuck.

:chairfall:
 

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The Tree of life movie with actors Brad Pitt & Sean Penn was so bad I wanted to ask for my money back. I just read its been nominated for an Oscar for cinematography. I expected more from the actors. I haven't been back to a movie theater since.
 

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I've seen so many awful movies I can't narrow it down to even 20. 1 ex I was with worked in a video store and would bring 2 or 3 over. He did that because some of them were so bad we had to stop them in the first 10 minutes.
 

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Fuzzy Ken's List By Category:
Modern: Napoleon Dynamite (One wonders where they found financing)
Supernova (the one with Lou Diamond Phillips)(Producers and Directors used fake names)
The War of the Worlds (The Tom Cruise re-make)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (Keanu Reeves re-make)
Oceans 11 and 12 (Remake) and drivel. . . .
The Absent Minded Professor (Remake with Robin Williams)


1950's Science Fiction
The Giant Gila Monster
The Giant Claw (The Special Effects are so bad as to keep you laughing)
Attack of the Crab Monsters.
Wasp Woman
Red Planet Mars (Total Worship by a few of Senator Joseph McCarthy made in 1951)
It Conquered the Wold (Sadly it worked until we finally meet the giant carrott)
The Queen of Outer Space (Zsa Zsa Gabor gives one of her best performances before
slapping Beverly Hills Police Officers.) As an actress watching Zsa Zsa in anything
is like watching Eric Estrada and Larry Wilcox performing Shakespeare (frightening!)


So Bad or Confusing they are WONDERFUL! ! !
Plan 9 From Outer Space (an Edward Wood Creation)
Jail Bait (Ed Wood at his ....best?)
Glenn or Glenda (Ed Wood on being a crossdresser at which he was an expert)

No Classification for this one
The Monolith Monsters. (Grant Williams, Trevor Bardette, Les Tremayne and Lola Albright
stalk and view giant multi-story growing [erecting] phallic symbols and all you have to do is to add
water.)
 
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Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.

I was loaned a copy by a colleague, with emphatic warnings that it was terrible. I think I managed about 30 minutes - enough to watch the giant octopus pull down a Japanese oil rig, and the mega shark bite a Boeing out of the sky.

Johnny Virgil lasted til the end - his review is here.
 

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Blair Witch Project is up there

YES I didn't like that movie either.

I love that you smashed them hahaha I don't see why that movie was ever considered good by so many people


LOL yea, we had our own little Office Space moment. It was a crowning moment of awesome. I will never forget that either. I my theory is that because one person thought it was funny everyone had to be some sheaple and follow suit just saying it was funny. I have talked to a few people who told me it was funny at the time. Now they say they hated it and it really wasn't that good.... I don't get people.


Once upon a time, my friends and I would purposely rent terrible movies and rip them to shreds for fun.

Battlefield Earth? Great terrible movie. Hilarious. Anything directed by Uwe Boll? Barely watchable. Xanadu? Ludicrously risible.

But you know what we did?

We watched Glitter.

That's right, bitches. Goddamn, fucking Glitter. After it was done, I went and ate a shit fresh out of a great dane's ass just to get the taste out of my mouth.

Glitter is so goddamn bad that I just can't describe it.

I would rather watch Freddie Got Fingered . Hell, I would rather get a handy from a belt grinder.

Fuck.

Hahhaha Awesome Xanadu man is bad... so so bad.
 

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Did anyone ever see the movie Hsssssss! ? An awful early 70's horror movie staring Dirk Benedict (Face from the A-Team) as a guy who gets slowly turned into a snake by his girlfriend's mad scientist father. Chock full of unintentional laughs.
 

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scary awful

'The exorcist' .. that twisting head gave me the shits..and i was mid 20s odd hah
prob did not help had some scary stupid meddling wi Seances', when a Teen.
and the Minister looking dude, looked as sinister as hell also ha