worst reaction to your tiny cock

[macho8]

when i use to top... my supposed btm asked me this "want to try to btm instead?"

 

[HakaiToson]

grower here. 3.5 or less if its real cold.
got dogged by my friends GF when we all went hot tubing in the snow. we were having a snow ball fight and she couldn't stop talking about how tiny i was. two of the other guys there were show'ers and the other was average but semi hard. for years we'd run into each other and shed dog me more about being tiny. she used to talk about how big her boyfriend was. later she dated another friend of mine and he found a picture of her old BF with a hard on and showed it to me. he looked about 7.5".(inch smaller than me) -to this day she still thinks im tiny. :tongue:

I had a look at your pics and you are definitely not small. Quite big, in fact!

 

[eyescream]

I've often wondered if small guys think about giving a potential partner the 'heads-up' as we say (advance warning), to help mitigate the surprise? Perhaps some people say mean things because they forget to censor their mouth and it just pops out? I'd hate to think that people are deliberately cruel. I mean, we're talking about a person who likes you enough to get naked with you and want to do intimate things with you, not your arch enemy.

Most of the 'small' guys I know gave me the heads up. Although I've never tried any of them. But there was this one guy with a micro penis and he didn't tell me at all. We were making out and he pulled down his pants and there it was. I have an innocent look to me, so instead of spitting out a negative remark about it which could scar him for life, I just said "why are your pants down, I'm not ready for that yet...". I'd rather him think I was a b*tch for leading him on then telling him that he had a small dick.

 

[B_bottom3inch]

was trashed at a friends party and so i went upstairs to lay down well the next thing i know theres this black guy telling me to lay on my back and spread my legs so i did next thing i know he has his finger in my ass and is massaging my anus and lubing my asshole up well next thing i know the whole party is up in the room including people i know some people started cheering fuck em next thing i know i have this huge black cock fucking me infront of 40 or more people he fucked me for a while probably 30-45 minutes with all these people including a girl i liked and friends ive known for years my sister and her boyfriend saw it also. i must have finally past out. the next day friends are showing me pictures of me getting fucked and some people video recorded it on camera i was so embarrassed because no one knew i was bi hell i didnt even really know it. it took me awhile to hang around those friends again and come to find out later i found out one of my friends found out i was bi courios and told the black guy at the party that was gay that i was a bi bottom and wanted him to fuck me well he did just that. theres a picture of me getting fucked by him in MY PHOTOS you cant miss it. feel free to tell me what you think. i was more embarrassed because i could here people saying comments about how small my penis was. and some people were laughing. im only about 3 3/8 hard and when soft my penis can suck in my crotch which because i was drunk i was very soft when i was getting fucked. i was more embarassed about people seeing my cock then people seeing me take dick.

 

[Thickguy007]

I've had a few of the sort of backhanded compliments because I'm not all that long...

1.) It's perfect for deep throat
2.) Long ones just hit the cervix, yours is "perfect"

and a couple others because I start out small when flaccid

1.) At least you can fit in your underwear!
2.) (after this girl had seen me hard and said it was pretty big we were relaxing and I was soft) she said: awww just relax, I've seen them when they're small

 

[avg_joe]

"Let's get high."

 

[deleted730192]

was trashed at a friends party and so i went upstairs to lay down well the next thing i know theres this black guy telling me to lay on my back and spread my legs so i did next thing i know he has his finger in my ass and is massaging my anus and lubing my asshole up well next thing i know the whole party is up in the room including people i know some people started cheering fuck em next thing i know i have this huge black cock fucking me infront of 40 or more people he fucked me for a while probably 30-45 minutes with all these people including a girl i liked and friends ive known for years my sister and her boyfriend saw it also. i must have finally past out. the next day friends are showing me pictures of me getting fucked and some people video recorded it on camera i was so embarrassed because no one knew i was bi hell i didnt even really know it. it took me awhile to hang around those friends again and come to find out later i found out one of my friends found out i was bi courios and told the black guy at the party that was gay that i was a bi bottom and wanted him to fuck me well he did just that. theres a picture of me getting fucked by him in MY PHOTOS you cant miss it. feel free to tell me what you think. i was more embarrassed because i could here people saying comments about how small my penis was. and some people were laughing. im only about 3 3/8 hard and when soft my penis can suck in my crotch which because i was drunk i was very soft when i was getting fucked. i was more embarassed about people seeing my cock then people seeing me take dick.

So... you were anally raped in front of a room full of friends and acquaintences. That's bound to fuck a guy up.

 

[fournineteenfiftynine]

i like that you don't hurt me.

 

[kodiakba21]

A cute young woman dumped me after one sexual experience, and told her friends the reason was I was "Mr. Short Dick."

My current wife told me years ago "your dick is big enough." But the unsaid implication was, "just barely."

She has dated other men over the past several years, as we are now in a cuckold type relationship. She's dropped all pretense of me being big enough and routinely tells me how satisfying sex is with her well endowed boyfriends.

dear god i can understand the idea of porno fetish fantasy cuckolding but i dont see how anyone can live that as their life.

 

[B_bottom3inch]

i guess i was raped but it doesnt matter

 

[shortcomings]

I picked up some woman once and was making out with her, grinding and getting ready to do the nasty. She pulled my pants down, took one look at my hard little 4.5 inches and went "Ah, fuck! Never mind - this won't work. You need to leave cuz I'm going to bed."

That was pretty damaging, to say the least.

 

[marknyc]

i have heard....
1. a hung black guy who spent the night fucking me with his 8.5x6 ... we woke up in the morning and i had a morning hard on, looked at it and he just busted out laughing...
2. another guy ... told me is was more like a clit than a dick.... and called it clit dick all night

 

[lttle1]

I remember two different guys who were really up for it with me, but after they saw my 4.5 erection were suddenly "not in the mood."

 

[littleguy79]

I know this thread is ancient but I love hearing about other guys’ experiences in this space. If anyone has more to share, please do!

I have two instances where I’d paid for sex (or a special massage) with women who had memorable reactions.

The first was in Thailand, and I was both very nervous and very excited — I’d never had full sex with a woman before. So she led me to the room, closed the door and nicely told me to undress. Shirt off first, then shoes/socks, then I unzipped and dropped my pants, and BAM there’s my little woody sticking straight out at full mast in my undies. She could not stifle a giggle but recovered nicely. Until she knelt down to pull down my undies and she had to cover her mouth to keep from laughing again... she looked up at me with a big grin, took my joystick between her thumb and forefinger and said “well at least it work!” And of course as if on cue, it twitched and bounced.

The next was in Buenos Aires, where I was walking back home at night and feeling very horny, so succumbed to the sloppy sales pitch of the guy out front of a... “massage” place? Sex shop? Still unclear. But I came in, had drinks with the two girls (women older than me), and negotiated a price for some further attention in the back room. One of them took my hand and said, looking at my rather large body, “Mmmm, I bet you have a BIG ONE,” and I laughed, holding up a pinky and said “oh no, I sure don’t!”

Despite the warning, both were absolutely shocked when, after we’d kissed for a while, they unzipped me and “pulled it out,” to laughter so hard the bouncer came back to get a look himself. Immediately, sex was off the table, but they rolled a much-too-large condom down my wee shaft anyway and let me kiss and suck on breasts while I jacked myself into the loose rubber. Money not exactly well spent.

And then there are the many reactions I’ve had when someone asks me to slide it through a gloryhole. Mostly just a snicker or a snort and then the sucker walking away. Sometimes a more degrading laugh or WTF is this reaction. Which is what I get on the rare occasion I’m at a gay club or bar and getting a little handsy with someone.

 

[remolino]

Once my wife was in the shower and I wanted to surprise her. I approached the shower naked and said: the snake is coming to greet you. She respected me laughing: she is a worm ...

 

[Scott8361]

A long time ago I had a chat with my wife about my concern that my dick might not be big enough to really satisfy her. She assured me that I was plenty long enough saying, " I wouldn't want it any longer!"

But then, after a short pause she added," If anything, you could be a little thicker."

Our marriage didn't go well, and when we had verbal arguments she would sometimes name call me " Needle Prick!" She eventually became my ex.

 

[pipi6791]

I remember 3 incidents.

One during shower. The curtain was not covering the whole shower, I was extremely tired and my dick was like 3in flaccid. I heard couple of guys talking and they said they have never seen such small dick.

I knew a girl a little older than me. She was flirting me for a long time but, as I never gave her the right to talk about sex or relationships as I had a girlfriend at that time, I had never thought about what followed. One time she told me if I wanted to come with her in her car. As we where colleagues I accepted since I could return home earlier. As she drove she took a turn and stopped at the end of a deserted road. Then she showed me her big boobs and asked me to fuck her. She was very aggressive, never asked me if I wanted sex, I had a relationship and even if I wanted sex I didn't have condoms with me. I told her all of my concerns and as a reply she unzipped my pants and started sucking me while telling me to cum inside her pussy. Tried to stop her and then, as she couldn't get me hard, she told me that my dick was small for a night stand and her pussy was wide. At least I was lucky she took me back home.

My wife told me that when she first fucked me she couldn't believe how smaller I was compared to her ex. After a week of fucking she changed her opinion and now thinks we perfectly much since I don't cause her pain at all. She tells me though she wouldn't mind 1.5" bigger (I'm 5.75"). I have heard the same thing from another girlfriend (about 7" being hey ideal size and me being hey ideal fuck). Another ex thought that I was very small when flaccid but average when hard. Now my wife jokes about my dick: when I say "let's open you up" she replies "nothing big is gonna get inside me, why open me up?" or " this is all I have, I'll have to work with it".

 

[18wheeler]

My ex wife, who has been with 9 men before me told me I was the smallest she’d seen and our entire marriage called it the itty bitty committee.
Though. She seemed to scream a lot while riding it…….. came back a few times after I left her too. Just to scream some more.