Worst sex advice?!

[SSS79]

From a school mate:... Pulling out before cumming is as safe as using a condom...

well, it definitely needs lots of concentration and somehow lessens your pleasure and let go to some extent, but sometimes, you can miss and it's not safe at all!! but for some men, and some women, having sex with a condom, for some reason is much less pleasurable, and if the man is okay with pulling out and is sure he will not forget or something, it can be a good advice somehow!!

 

[1079855]

Worst sex advice I always get. "It'll come when you least expect it". Another one I hear is "wait, be patient, it'll come."

 

[cufflinks]

I have learnt one thing from taking people's sex advice: Whatever you do, don't use Tabasco.

 

[Benimaru98]

Pull off the condom when you hit it from the back...I choked that guy, sorry I don't play that bs

 

[TheRob]

a few things stand out
any time a woman assumes all women are the same as her and gives advice in that theory, basically useless
same as if a guy assumes all women are like the girl he has beenwith tho I notice that less

someone told me to 'lower my standards' and I thought that was pretty bad advice

a lady told me she was getting married, and several friends told me that means she wants to sleep with me. I didn't understand how that followed AT ALL

 

[GrowingMonster]

Literally everything that generalizes; "women always like it gentle", "women cum the best when fucked hard" or "you can see a Y when she has/is X", is generally bullshit.
To tell two examples, one of my ex-GFs used to be an 18 yo virgin, she got quickly into experimenting, got frankly furios while having sex and even, to my delight, enjoyed some light BDSM with me. On the other hand, there once was a 19 yo girl, which you could call experienced for her age, even being seen as quite promiscuous by some, yet she was one of, if not the, most gentle and tender lover I`ve had the pleasure of having.
Case in point, everyone is different, half the pleasure of a relationship is getting to know your opponent. So communicate with them, check out what they like and what they dislike, sex isn`t the god damn tangent.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I was told thatTrash bags make lousey condoms , they were wrong

 

[GabsPG]

Hey guys,

what is the WORST sex advice you ever got?!

"Threat her like a whore in bed and she will fall in love..."

I've never met a woman who preffered rough threatment rather than caressing in sex.

 

[Lovelocker]

One time I hooked up with this girl and we got talking about ex hookups etc afterwards.

She said one guy she went with in her youth who was a virgin, had been told by his friends that you were meant to stick your cock AND balls inside the womans pussy when fucking. She said it was an awful encounter Poor guy.

You mean to tell me that we're NOT supposed to put our balls in with our dick? Ohh fuck! Haaaha...that's hilarious man.