Worst Sex Position

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Sexual Position you hate most ( In General )

  1. Missionary Positions / Self on Top & Related

    15 vote(s)
    11.4%
  2. Doggy Positions / Self behind Partner & Related

    9 vote(s)
    6.8%
  3. Partner on Top & Related

    10 vote(s)
    7.6%
  4. Standing Positions & Related

    42 vote(s)
    31.8%
  5. Spooning Positions & Related

    42 vote(s)
    31.8%
  6. Pegging Positions / Partner penetrating Self & Related

    38 vote(s)
    28.8%
  1. Symphonic

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    Hey, so I was on the internet, and realized I can't find for the life of me anything about the sex positions men hate! So, I came here; in your opinion I ask of you what is the sex position you find the most boring, worthless, or least pleasurable?
     
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    I cant get the spoon down for shit!
     
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    don't give up. practice makes perfect.

    so sad at the lack of interest in spooning. ever so the best position for the wake up love down. :frown1:

    ML
     
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    I don't like the spoon either. And sometimes I seem to be able to get it,other times not. I dont' know why,but if you try too long and have a hard time getting the right position,it becomes a mood killer quick.
     
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    Thats what happens. My wood gets soft trying to figure it out so i end up just turning her over to doggie or missionary.
     
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    ^ Yes,sex is very much about timing and being in the moment. Fiddling around trying to get into a position is a surefire way to put out the fire for BOTH parties....
     
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    Missionary has to be the lamest position ever!
     
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    Given the amount of time it takes us to reach orgasm, if at all, standing is a completely unreasonable position. I would most likely die. heh

    Spooing isn't the worst position, it definitely has its place. Spooning for passionate wake up loving is, as MickeyLee mentioned, heaven. :) I don't think I could ever cum from it though.
     
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    Missionary,in it's various forms,is the most intimate of all positions. The most body contact,and direct eye contact. My personal favorite is doggiestyle,particularly with a larger-bottomed woman.But I love missionary as well...
     
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    Hrm, yeah I didn't see standing as an option... but that is highly unlikely as a good position.. who wants to stand to have sex.
     
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    The title is WORST positions...
     
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    I really don't like the guy on top position.....just usually ends up in grinding into my body and that doesn't feel so good.
     
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    I love standing sex, though perhaps we're thinking of different "standing" IF I have a guy on a desk on his back at cock level and I'm standing and doing him I find that the perfect ideal position for me =) My bed tends to get a little to pillowy so I like the standing position because the floor is sturdy.
     
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    I was thinking.... a person against the wall and the other person holding them and standing and fucking.
     
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    Yea I thought so, that just seems like a hot mess with someone getting very hurt in the end....lol.
     
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    So many opinions! It's odd because the two positions I like most are the ones everyone seems to hate. - -;;
     
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    Yes and I disagreed with your comment regarding missionary and offered a counter opinion.Pretty common on a message board...
     
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    My personal fave. Nice to fall asleep with her while still inside...
     
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    Quote the message then and people will know what the fuck you're talking about.
     
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    Since it was the first comment about missionary beneath your own, it doesn't take rocket science to figure out I was responding to your comment. No need for the profanity either,or are you not capable of expressing yourself without it?
     
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