Worst sex you've ever had (men and women)

[Pharah_87]

Mine's rather harmless compared to some of the stories on here. ^^"

This one happened about 6 years ago. I received a blow-/handjob from a girl that was just plain awful. She squeezed my dick like it was a stress doll, even after i had told her numerous times to "ease off" and especially to watch out with her finger nails (which she rammed into my shaft on several occasions). No sense of rhythm, speed and constantly hurting my glans with her pointy teeth. For some reason she puckered her lips the entire time which felt like a snap turtle was blowing me.

After i'd come (which took a lot of focus on my part) she then went "don't tell me how i was, i already know the answer. You're welcome!", completely satisfied with her performance. After i had tried to tell her as politely as possible that her performance was less than stellar, she kicked me out of her place. ^^"

Nobody likes to hear about their insufficient sexual skills, but the fact that she'd prided herself with them all night, only for everything to turn out this lacklustre made me speak up. After that i had plenty of really great experiences, so...

 

[Fencepost]

After the third date with a truly stunning, tall, slender Asian girl with gorgeous breasts, we went to my apartment. She was obviously inexperienced (awkward/shy). I tried making out, caressing her, then I started to rub and squeeze her breasts. They were so tightly filled with silicone that they were hard, almost solid. She was too sensitive to even light caressing, and even gently sucking her nipples was uncomfortable for her. We got out of our clothes and I could see the scars under her boobs. I tried fingering her (super tight) and she got wet. Tried entering her and she started to wince immediately. I managed to get about 75% in, moved in and out a few times, and she winced and whimpered constantly. Kissing was not working to relax her, nothing was. I truly hate to hurt a girl, and eventually I stopped, with neither of us cumming. Damn. She was SO beautiful- perfect skin, big dark eyes, glossy black hair down to her ass. WOW. And sex was just not in the picture.

 

[FRE]

After the third date with a truly stunning, tall, slender Asian girl with gorgeous breasts, we went to my apartment. She was obviously inexperienced (awkward/shy). I tried making out, caressing her, then I started to rub and squeeze her breasts. They were so tightly filled with silicone that they were hard, almost solid. She was too sensitive to even light caressing, and even gently sucking her nipples was uncomfortable for her. We got out of our clothes and I could see the scars under her boobs. I tried fingering her (super tight) and she got wet. Tried entering her and she started to wince immediately. I managed to get about 75% in, moved in and out a few times, and she winced and whimpered constantly. Kissing was not working to relax her, nothing was. I truly hate to hurt a girl, and eventually I stopped, with neither of us cumming. Damn. She was SO beautiful- perfect skin, big dark eyes, glossy black hair down to her ass. WOW. And sex was just not in the picture.

From your pictures, I don't see how you could expect to get more than 75% in!