Worst sex you've ever had

[pengucat]

Definitely the dude in san diego who came hands free on MY SECOND THRUST and then refused to bottom anymore or suck me off...

I was livid
And that ho STILL hits me up for dick sometimes wven though i live across the country and he was a monumentally unsatisfying lay

 

[TinyPrincess]

Definitely the dude in san diego who came hands free on MY SECOND THRUST and then refused to bottom anymore or suck me off...

I was livid
And that ho STILL hits me up for dick sometimes wven though i live across the country and he was a monumentally unsatisfying lay

What can I say..... Guys....

Well, at least it's a great thing that your bottom is an issue for us - no telling what we would do if we didn't have to consider how gay guys are unsatisfactory as bottoms...

 

[pengucat]

What can I say..... Guys....

Well, at least it's a great thing that your bottom is an issue for us - no telling what we would do if we didn't have to consider how gay guys are unsatisfactory as bottoms...

Ive had my share of starfish girls too, but that dude was by far the most disappointing. Two fucking thrusts. For fucks sake.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Ive had my share of starfish girls

 

[BetterFuture]

So entertaining... thank you for making me laugh and increasing my cliteracy @MickeyLee, @Wave85, and @swoon.

 

[rtg]

So entertaining... thank you for making me laugh and increasing my cliteracy @MickeyLee, @Wave85, and @swoon.

Bahahaha cliteracy!

 

[Wave85]

Penis

 

[rtg]

Penis

That's not a women's issue

 

[BetterFuture]

Bahahaha cliteracy!

Better than wandering aimlessly though life being ilcliterate.

 

[rtg]

Better than wandering aimlessly though life being ilcliterate.

Perhaps the ladies on here should open up a school to improve cliteracy then

 

[soren10]

cliternator : a new movie directed by James Cameron . hitting cinemas at June 3rd... lol no man is safe from it's fury...

 

[rtg]

Dawn of the Clit: a deadly virus infests a town and turns them in clit hungry zombies.

 

[Wave85]

That's not a women's issue

I know - for some reason it just seemed funny right there

 

[Ann_bbw]

Thanks for all the guys and gals for the kind words, and clit "puns". I take it as a compliment. Thanks. I am so over being self conscious about myself for years now, and this helps. I call "her" my "clitty" on my "kitty". She has a full hood "foreskin" and more nerve endings as a penis (look it up).. So there! LOL.

 

[ronin001]

Are you accusing women of being unstable, grouchy and / or irrational during such times?

Nooooo, it just made me have a flash back to one on my Xs. I am 6 feet tall ans she was like 5'-4" and I was afraid for my life on a few occasions

Though to balance the equation, I had a GF, who enjoyed my company and sex during that time

 

[ronin001]

@ronin001 vrs the womangs of LPGS

Well If I had to pick a way I wanted to die, I see some possibilities in that method

 

[Wave85]

Well If I had to pick a way I wanted to die, I see some possibilities in that method

Is that just because they are Clitoralraptors?

 

[ronin001]

Is that just because they are Clitoralraptors?

How did you guess

 

[Wave85]

Of all the Clit beasts we conceived - I think @MickeyLee's Clitoralraptors are somehow the sexiest - so in a twisted way, I get it. The goofiest of the Clit beasts was definitely Clitfoot, but Clitfoot's existence is disputed. Then again that hungry kitty might have gotten you before them. Sorry to let you down with the Dickformers...

 

[rtg]

If I get banned I'm coming back as "Clitoralraptor"