Worst sex you've ever had

[950483]

And that's okay, things are as you want them. Right?

So you just popped into 'women's issues' to say what exactly? Fucking say it. I'm sure it's scintillating.

 

[Evenflow618]

Guys suck in bed straight up. A lot of guys don't take time to learn moves, they don't try to work on lasting, and the most important guys are not confident in bed. I have a lot of friends that are women, and they tell me guys suck not because of size but because of performance. For fuck sake learn about the clitoris and don't be a 2 minute pussy!!!!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Guys suck in bed straight up. A lot of guys don't take time to learn moves, they don't try to work on lasting, and the most important guys are not confident in bed. I have a lot of friends that are women, and they tell me guys suck not because of size but because of performance. For fuck sake learn about the clitoris and don't be a 2 minute pussy!!!!

Are you a dude giving us second hand information from women you know?

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

So you just popped into 'women's issues' to say what exactly? Fucking say it. I'm sure it's scintillating.

 

[Evenflow618]

Are you a dude giving us second hand information from women you know?

Yeah from a lot of women. Its not even close that men who suck in bed only get laid once where as the men who know how to fuck always get laid.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I was looking for real ladies of lpsg to respond.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I was looking for real ladies of lpsg to respond.

Then why did you post it here? To pick a fight? Why not in Ask A Woman? Men are expressly welcome to participate in this section.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Then why did you post it here? To pick a fight? Why not in Ask A Woman? Men are expressly welcome to participate in this section.

Because I wanted to get more female response. I don't mind getting guys opinions about our stories, I just don't have an interest in hearing their stories about their bad sex experiences. I thought they might have questions in regard to the subject and our experiences, so I thought I'd specify I wanted women's stories.

Ask a woman doesn't generate much of a response. Very few women ask women questions there.

Is there a problem? Or are you looking to pick a fight? People don't come to women's issues asking women about their worst sex experiences to hear men's stories.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Because I wanted to get more female response. I don't mind getting guys opinions about our stories, I just don't have an interest in hearing their stories about their bad sex experiences. I thought they might have questions in regard to the subject and our experiences, so I thought I'd specify I wanted women's stories.

Ask a woman doesn't generate much of a response. Very few women ask women questions there.

Is there a problem? Or are you looking to pick a fight? People don't come to women's issues asking women about their worst sex experiences to hear men's stories.

It was a legitimate question. Thank you for the consideration of addressing it.

 

[Evenflow618]

Guys still suck in bed. I bet these past few days out in the world. More women were disappointed with their man in bed, than the other way around. If I struggle with some women to find their clitoris, most other guys have the same problem or even worse.

 

[Busymom]

The worst sex I've ever had as sad as it is to say, was with myself. Lol Years ago my husband was out of town with work. I went out for a girls night and got wasted. By the time I got home all the dancing and close proximity to people had put me Really in the mood. I don't remember much it's mostly a haze. I just remember doing the most masturbating I'd ever done in my life. I'm surprised my vibrator was in one piece the next morning. I woke up in my bed, on top of my sheets naked with my vibrator still running inside of me. I was covered from boobs to vagina in pretty much an entire tube of KY lube. Total mess

 

[rtg]

Guys still suck in bed. I bet these past few days out in the world. More women were disappointed with their man in bed, than the other way around. If I struggle with some women to find their clitoris, most other guys have the same problem or even worse.

Haha you know one of the reasons I've never been with a woman is because I wouldn't even know what the hell I was doing! It's easy to navigate on yourself and know what feels good... but another woman? That scares me

 

[TexanStar]

The worst sex I've ever had as sad as it is to say, was with myself. Lol Years ago my husband was out of town with work. I went out for a girls night and got wasted. By the time I got home all the dancing and close proximity to people had put me Really in the mood. I don't remember much it's mostly a haze. I just remember doing the most masturbating I'd ever done in my life. I'm surprised my vibrator was in one piece the next morning. I woke up in my bed, on top of my sheets naked with my vibrator still running inside of me. I was covered from boobs to vagina in pretty much an entire tube of KY lube. Total mess

 

[AlteredEgo]

Haha you know one of the reasons I've never been with a woman is because I wouldn't even know what the hell I was doing! It's easy to navigate on yourself and know what feels good... but another woman? That scares me

It is the same process as with a man. Start with what you think would feel good, and see how she responds.

 

[EboniGoddess]

Considering I've overworked myself with my career to the point of not having sex for over a yr you ladies should consider yourself lucky...I guess.

Actually, with some of these stories I'd rather not have sex.

 

[rtg]

Considering I've overworked myself with my career to the point of not having sex for over a yr you ladies should consider yourself lucky...I guess.

Actually, with some of these stories I'd rather not have sex.

I've had very little sex over the last year too. The bad experiences make it so much easier to not be concerned about not having any.

 

[NYDad4real]

Considering I've overworked myself with my career to the point of not having sex for over a yr you ladies should consider yourself lucky...I guess.

Actually, with some of these stories I'd rather not have sex.

Well they say mastubation iis at least with someone you love" Though if your in the New York area let me know ill make sure you have fun!

 

[Nosuportneeded]

These stories are quite a shot for my ego. They are hilarious too. I think this should be recommended reading for males--especially novices--but not limited to.

Reminds me of being a virgin in the 90s and staring at a daunting, bushy vagina that I was about to lick for my first time. I was pretty scared. I did not have the internet, just a few facts and diagrams amongst a sea of misinfo.

Great stuff ladies. Nice thread idea, goddess

 

[Wave85]

I've had very little sex over the last year too. The bad experiences make it so much easier to not be concerned about not having any.

Well at least there is that Clitoral Raptor.

 

[dewthedamnthang]

I dated a good-ole farm boy, and he didn't want to have sex after seeing my prominent clitoris. Made me cry after. Good thing most guys like a noticeable clitoris.

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