Worst song ever?

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The lyrics to Teach Your Children are right here. Personally, I find them poetic, but I've always loved the song. When I was a teenager among my circle of oddball friends was someone who sang and played guitar very well: it was one of his favorites.

It's long been one of my favorite songs.
I'd forgotten it. It's wonderful. Now I'm making my way through all the YouTube performances of CSN&Y.
Listened to Deja Vu.
Now I'm on Our House.
 

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Almost all the songs by Soulja Boy suck! But this one passed the limit, I've heard it yesterday... It sooo stupid it sounds like if he has had an asthma attack!!! It goes by the name of "Pretty Boy Swag"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJVlJ25S8c

And here is my vote!

The stupidest song i've ever heard. It proves that you can shit out anything and make money.
 

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Engelbert Humperdinck (yes, fellow Gen X-er's, that was someone's real last name, and not just made up for The Princess Bride), with his horrible, smarmy, one of the only five songs at the downtown Manhattan Century 21 1970s smash hit, "So I Sing You To Sleep After the Lovin'."

Bite me, Engelbert. Then eat my used tissues.
 

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Engelbert Humperdinck (yes, fellow Gen X-er's, that was someone's real last name, and not just made up for The Princess Bride), with his horrible, smarmy, one of the only five songs at the downtown Manhattan Century 21 1970s smash hit, "So I Sing You To Sleep After the Lovin'."

Bite me, Engelbert. Then eat my used tissues.


Engelbert Humperdinck :biggrin1:
 

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Engelbert Humperdinck (yes, fellow Gen X-er's, that was someone's real last name, and not just made up for The Princess Bride), with his horrible, smarmy, one of the only five songs at the downtown Manhattan Century 21 1970s smash hit, "So I Sing You To Sleep After the Lovin'."

Bite me, Engelbert. Then eat my used tissues.

You definitely have a contender here. He's REALLY BAD (sry Nana) and this song puts me into a coma.
 

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My "worst songs" are generally lyrics-based, rather than the tune or voice.

There are some songs that are "worst" but that I actually do like other songs by that artist/band. These include:

1. "Girls" - Beastie Boys - Very sexist song. However, the Beastie Boys later became anti-sexism and will not do this song any more. And some of their later stuff I like (and to be honest, even some songs from the same album as "Girls", I like).

2. "Papa Don't Preach" - Madonna - This one just tweaks me the wrong way. But I like some (maybe even most) of Madonna's other songs. I didn't like "Material Girl" either (also because of the lyrics) until I read a "misheard lyric" book where there was the misheard lyric "If they can't raise nine inches, I'd better let them be" - now I can't listen to the song without getting a smirk on my face and waiting for the misheard line. :biggrin1:

3. "Taxi" - Harry Chapin - he meets lost love, briefly talks, then they part ways without him ever telling her he misses her, and they will probably never meet again. Terribly frustrating and I hope I never hear it again! Although some of his other songs are fine. Just not THAT one!

I'm sure there are others...

But the singer who is unmatched when it comes to Songs I Hate, is Kenny Rogers! "Lucille" (you left me with four hungry children and crops in the field), "The Gambler" (he gives this cryptic advice, then dies), "Coward of the County" (he was afraid to fight until 3 brothers rape his girlfriend), "Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town" (I was injured in the war and can no longer have sex, so you can't satisfy YOUR sex drive, either!) BLECH!
 

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Justin Bieb*r (He that shall not be named)
Jonas Brothers
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry

Sometimes i wish i can go deaf on cue whenever i hear this songs
 
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"I've never been to me"-Charlene.Too dreadful for words!!!