Worst song lyrics

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  1. D_Andreas Sukov

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    "you can see it in his eyes yeah that he's got a driving ban...."

    How?

    Arctic Monkeys, that is the worst line ive ever heard. Made more so by everyones insistance on your brilliance. Yeah you are alright but please! I know you like social commentary but thats just shit

    whats yours?
     
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    whoe books have been devoted to this, but I still feel "I will follow Him" is kind of creepy.

    Nothing can keep me away/away from my love/and where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow


    I will follow him, sung by Little Peggy March.

    An early form of the stalker song that Sting sung ("With every Breath you take')
     
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    The worst lyrics ever have got to be that 'Life' song, by Des'ree:
    'I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight I fear the most;
    I'd rather eat a piece of toast, watch the evening news...'

    The Kaiser Chiefs recent one was bad too:
    'What do you want for tea? I want cri-isps...' WTF?

    Many of the bad lyrics tho, are actually because I've misheard them...
    'You're the one that I want, you are the vol-au-vent...' :wink:

    or, 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body...' (Erotica). :p
     
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    i quite like the kaiser's one. i think its meant to disply how having no knowledge is now considered cool.
     
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    Yeh, that's true. Dude...you really analyse these lyrics dontya? :p
    Still prefer I Predict A Riot, tho. ;)
     
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    considering the chorus is, its cool to know nothing, it was an easy one:wink:
     
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    Charlene- I've Never Been To Me.......

    :rolleyes: For 1982, just so schmaltzy and laughably bad to read or listen to.
     
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    I thought they really meant it, lol, I was a bit horrified. :rolleyes:
     
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    This ghastly thing is new but I think it stands a great chance of entering the Hall of Lyric Shame. Let's see.....

    uh uh oh ahhhhhhh radio killa [WTF does that mean?]
    Taking back my love
    Taking back my love
    Taking back my love
    Taking back my love
    Taking back my love
    [Just lie down here and wait a minute. I'll find your pills. I'll be right back.]

    You said you changed,
    But still nothing.
    You're still the same,
    I'm just a part time lover
    . [nice of her to steal a line from another song]

    And I'm the blame,
    Should've went away.
    But yet I stayed,
    With a part time lover
    . [So good she stole it twice!]

    See, somedays you will love me.
    Then you don't, then you do, then you won't.
    Then you're here, then you're gone.
    I'm alone.


    Now you got me stressing out
    On the phone.
    But it's the last time, I'm movin' on,
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
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    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    [You'll stress less if you take your Paxil love. PLEASE take your medication JLo. We love you and want you to get better!]

    I left the state,
    Changed everything.
    No more (818)
    [What does that mean? Really?]
    For the part time lover
    . [Stole it again! Originality is forbidden in this song]

    What goes around,
    comes back around
    . [That's not trite in the slightest now is it?]
    And then you get what you deserve.
    You part time lover
    . [She's just helping herself here. No pretense.]

    See, somedays you will love me.
    Then you don't, then you do, then you won't.
    Then you're here, then you're gone.
    I'm alone.


    Now you got me stressing out
    On the phone.
    But it's the last time, I'm movin' on,
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
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    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    [Is it in your purse? Did you check the bathroom?]

    Watch these Red bottoms, [Like a baboon you mean?]
    And the back of my jeans.
    Watch me go, bye baby.
    Don't know what you got until it's gone. [You're off your Paxil!]

    Tail Lights is all you'll see
    Watch this Benz exit [Unrealized and unedited accidental metaphor there]
    That driveway. [You mean the one you're pointing to? Oh THAT driveway!]

    I'm throwing on my Louboutins (eh hey eh)
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
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    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
    [It's got to be here somewhere! Do you have a refill? Should I call the pharmacy?]

    Watch me walk it out,
    Walk it out, walk it out.
    Walk this right up
    out the house.
    Walk it out watch me walk it out
    walk it out walk this right up out the house
    [so good she needed to say it twice?]

    I'm throwing on my Louboutins (out the house):drive:
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
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    [Fuck! I can't find the Paxil! Are you sure you didn't leave it at the studio? J? J? Don't drive when you're like this! Wait! I'm calling your shrink now!]
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
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    I'm throwing on my Louboutins. [911? Yeah, it's my wife. She just stormed out of here. She's driving a Mercedes Benz and she's having a severe OCD attack. I think she's heading to a shoe store...]I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
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    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.:cop::crazy2::cop: [Just come with us Miss Lopez, it's alright. These nice men in the white coats are here to help you.]
    I'm throwing on my Louboutins.
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    Whatever it was that Jimmy Two Times in Goodfellas had, it's nothing compared to the OCD-induced nightmare of repetition this alleged song approaches.
     
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    You have too much time on your hands, dear.
     
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    You would regret if you understood Dutch songs, those lines are full of crap... tbh, I almost hate every kind of Dutch music (by that I mean the songs where they sing in Dutch, not the Dutch artists who sing in English or other languages)
     
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    Could anything be more inane than Muskrat Love or Kung Fu Fighting??
     
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    All songs by Nickelback.
     
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    just about anything you hear these days regardless of genre. look at country music, it's a prime example of how radio is fucked up and how radio is ruining music. they take some pretty 16-18 year old hunny and sing music written by someone else, have sexy videos made and it sells and crosses genres to those who don't like country. same for the guy, gel his hair up and an electric guitar he can't play and scream lyrics about a party on the farm and all the pop listening 16 year old girls flock. meanwhile the country legends fade away while still the best in their field.
     
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    Sugababes lyrics are usually absolute nonsense...especially 'Round, Round'. Bollocks.
     
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    useless words from The Hustle by Van McCoy. Yeah we get it it's a dance called the hustle the music is playing and we should do the hustle.


    Creepy lyrics are from Iron Maiden in their song with that name


    (All right!)

    Won't you come
    Into my room?
    I wanna show you
    All my wares
    I just want to
    See your blood
    I just want to
    Stand and stare
    See the blood
    Begin to flow
    As it falls
    Upon the floor
    Iron Maiden
    Can't be bought
    Iron Maiden
    Can't be sold

    Oh well
    Wherever
    Wherever you are
    Iron Maiden's
    Gonna get you
    No matter how far
    See the blood flow
    Watching it shed
    Up above my head
    Iron Maiden's
    Watching the dead

    Won't you come
    Into my room?
    I wanna show you
    All my wares
    I just want to
    See your blood
    I just want to
    Stand and stare
    See the blood
    Begin to flow
    As it falls
    Upon the floor
    Iron Maiden
    Can't be bought
    Iron Maiden
    Can't be sold

    Oh well
    Wherever
    Wherever you are
    Iron Maiden's
    Gonna get you
    No matter how far
    See the blood flow
    Watching it shed
    Up above my head
    Iron Maiden's
    Watching the dead

    (instrumental)

    Won't you come
    Into my room?
    I wanna show you
    All my wares
    I just want to
    See your blood
    I just want to
    Stand and stare
    See the blood
    Begin to flow
    As it falls
    Upon the floor
    Iron Maiden
    Can't be bought
    Iron Maiden
    Can't be sold

    Oh well
    Wherever
    Wherever you are
    Iron Maiden's
    Gonna get you
    No matter how far
    See the blood flow
    Watching it shed
    Up above my head
    Iron Maiden's
    Watching the dead


    not to be forgotten is this Iron Butterfly with


    In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey,
    don't you know that I love you?
    In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby,
    don't you know that I'll always be true?

    Oh, won't you come with me
    and take my hand?

    Oh, won't you come with me
    and walk this land?

    Please take my hand!

    Repeat
     
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    "Muskrat Preggers" and "Everyone was Kung Fu making up."
     
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