Worst things to say after sex

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  1. hot97

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    I will start:::::
    (If you are gay) a bad thing to say would be, thanks for making me straight
    (If you straight) A bad thing to say would be, as of this moment I think I am gay .....but it not your fault


    Feel free to add:wink:
     
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    "Is that it?"

    or worse

    "Let's get started"
     
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    "that'll be £10 please"
     
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    My ex-boyfriend said I was a pretty good lay for a chubby chick! :mad: I had ballooned from 125 pounds to 138 pounds.

    Another fave refrain from that selectively, devout Irish Catholic boy post-coitus was, "don't get pregnant!" :mad:

    Kinda ruins the mood . . .
     
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    " you finish yourself off i am havin a shower"
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    "i will call you a taxi you can wait outside"
     
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    "Sorry, I dont usually cry this much."

    "Two minutes is a long time, right?"
     
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    How about these:

    "So, who are you again? Better yet, why are you still here?"


    "NEXT!"


    "Thanks Mom, what's for dinner?"


    "Now that I think about it, the dog does it better."

    (Okay, those last two might be a bit too over-the-top, but you asked for the WORST, and those are things you'd NEVER want to hear after sex.)
     
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    "I was expecting your pussy to be tighter than your mom's."
     
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    "So, like, are you guys all on the same team?"
     
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    That reminds me of a joke....
     
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    - Do you have a sister?

    - I'm not sleeping on the wet spot.

    - You don't need to cum do you?

    - Ah Shit, I missed Leno's monolog.

    - Boy, they were right - you ARE appreciative!
     
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    Could you feel my scab?
     
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    "Mama says it's okay for me to be gay as long as I don't do nothing."
     
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    Oh, hey -- while you're in there -- could you take a look at this sore for me? I'm worried it might be something, well, you know...
     
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    I can't believe no woman came up with the worst one of all:

    Did you cum?
     
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    "how old did you say you were"
     
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    "Its Ok I'll cum later"
     
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    YIKES!!! If he thought you were chubby at 5'9" and 138 lbs. he'd think I was positively obese! :eek:

    Don't get pregnant???!!! :rolleyes: Like you can say to your body "No, don't you go and do that!" Yeah, right...
     
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek: YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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