Worst things to say after sex

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I will start:::::
(If you are gay) a bad thing to say would be, thanks for making me straight
(If you straight) A bad thing to say would be, as of this moment I think I am gay .....but it not your fault


Feel free to add:wink:
 

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My ex-boyfriend said I was a pretty good lay for a chubby chick! :mad: I had ballooned from 125 pounds to 138 pounds.

Another fave refrain from that selectively, devout Irish Catholic boy post-coitus was, "don't get pregnant!" :mad:

Kinda ruins the mood . . .
 

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"Sorry, I dont usually cry this much."

"Two minutes is a long time, right?"
 

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How about these:

"So, who are you again? Better yet, why are you still here?"


"NEXT!"


"Thanks Mom, what's for dinner?"


"Now that I think about it, the dog does it better."

(Okay, those last two might be a bit too over-the-top, but you asked for the WORST, and those are things you'd NEVER want to hear after sex.)
 

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My ex-boyfriend said I was a pretty good lay for a chubby chick! :mad: I had ballooned from 125 pounds to 138 pounds.

138 pounds is a balloon? That's nonsense! I see you mentioned he was an EX....
 

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- Do you have a sister?

- I'm not sleeping on the wet spot.

- You don't need to cum do you?

- Ah Shit, I missed Leno's monolog.

- Boy, they were right - you ARE appreciative!
 

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My ex-boyfriend said I was a pretty good lay for a chubby chick! :mad: I had ballooned from 125 pounds to 138 pounds.

Another fave refrain from that selectively, devout Irish Catholic boy post-coitus was, "don't get pregnant!" :mad:

Kinda ruins the mood . . .

YIKES!!! If he thought you were chubby at 5'9" and 138 lbs. he'd think I was positively obese! :eek:

Don't get pregnant???!!! :rolleyes: Like you can say to your body "No, don't you go and do that!" Yeah, right...