Worst things to say after sex

[Osiris]

"I'm sorry I was on the phone, were you saying something?"

"You're joking aren't you?"

And my favorite...

"DAMN! And I thought your mom was good!"

 

[Drifterwood]

Where's the condom gone?

 

[Drifterwood]

Can my wife join us next time?

 

[Drifterwood]

Does it always smell like that?

 

[Drifterwood]

Have you considered a nip and tuck?

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I'm sorry that I had to roll you in flour to find the wet spot

 

[BigDuder]

"hahaha, i can't believe you actually hooked up with me" - is the worst line i've used personally, but she was out of my league and i was drunk.

 

[Hellboy0]

To quote Dan Akroyd and Steve Martin (Two Wild and Craaaazy Guys, SNL):

"Are you through yet?"

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

What do you mean wrong house??

 

[ZOS23xy]

and a varient: "wrong hole."

"I liked being a virgin better."

Used on me to get me to go to bed by a drunken woman: "Don't worry. You can't get me pregnant. I'm having an abortion tomorrow."

Absolute worst line I ever heard.

 

[whatireallywant]

Could you tell i used to be a man?

True story: I used to have a friend who was a transsexual (that's not why we are no longer friends - she was part of the fallout from an incident that belonged on Jerry Springer...) who was treated horribly in school (went to the same school I did - hmmm.... wonder why she was treated badly?), then after her operation she would meet, date and have sex with guys she went to school with when she was a guy, and AFTER sex she'd tell them who she was!

I found this actually rather amusing in a "poetic justice" kind of way.

 

[Principessa]

Used on me to get me to go to bed by a drunken woman: "Don't worry. You can't get me pregnant. I'm having an abortion tomorrow."

Absolute worst line I ever heard.[/quote]
eeekk!

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Jaysus!
I can't believe nobody here,came up with my favorite;
"Is it in"?
Equally good is,"Cash up front"!
and a personal fav, that I've used many times, when bored with the guy/girl, " I got mine, you get yours,but not with me "

 

[Big en]

(Lights on)...you don't have to go home...but you can't stay here.

Hmmm with what your packing ya might wanna tie a board to your back cuz it's long fall into the abyss.

 

[The Dragon]

Finishing up and looking at his dick......."that reminds me I need to go to the markets and buy some button mushrooms"

 

[Gillette]

Anyway, I was downstairs and they were upstairs fucking when all of a sudden I hear him yell "Opah!". I mean he seriously yelled Opah. That's what they yell at greek restaurants when they light the cheese on fire. Who the fuck yells it after cumming? Never laughed harder in my life

LMAO

"Opa!" is an Greek exclamation of joy. It's used the same way we would exclaim "Yippee!" or "Hell yeah!" I've never heard it said when the cheese is lit (that just sounded wrong) but I'd still die laughing if I heard it during sex.

 

[Stephie]

wow you dad was better lol

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

LMAO

"Opa!" is an Greek exclamation of joy. It's used the same way we would exclaim "Yippee!" or "Hell yeah!" I've never heard it said when the cheese is lit (that just sounded wrong) but I'd still die laughing if I heard it during sex.

That's part of the funny. Only time I hear it is when I go to greek restuarants for Saganaki. Surprised I remembered the name of it

 

[Stephie]

at least he didn't scream out Oprah

 

[bigboy9239]

Jezz..what's that stench?