Worst things to say after sex

[rob_just_rob]

"Are you happy now?"

 

[luvinlife83]

what about "did you cum yet?"

 

[Bangbro]

You didn't fake it I did!

 

[BBCP]

Well, now on to something NOT boring.

 

[Bangbro]

Ahhhh what the hell... lose lips sink ships! PARTY!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Are you gonna eat those scabs? >ouch<

 

[bobg4400]

Sorry! I probably should have mentioned the tripling beforehand. :redface:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oops. Expiration date for this condom was LAST Dec.

 

[Bangbro]

Sorry..... but I need to go get my cigarettes...bye

 

[EllieP]

I'm so embarrassed to actually post a real one, but we both still get a laugh. We're both exhausted heaving on the bed trying to catch our breath and I just blurt out "Oh, look how dirty the ceiling fan is. I'm so embarrassed."

Gee, thanks, hon, it was good for me too.

 

[Bangbro]

hey Dusty its so hot turn on that dirty fan please!

 

[dude_007]

What do you know...I didn't need both bags afterall

 

[Bangbro]

I have a headache you wouldn't have a Viagra by any chance?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, that burning sensation is still there......uch:

 

[Bangbro]

I don't remember your name !? But I do remember the girl I was screwing in my dreams...sorry should of taken your advise and wore that rubber....hey... I got to scram!

 

[rtg]

Was that it...?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Whoops. Wasn't expecting HER home this soon.

 

[Bangbro]

Hell Yeah, Joe told me you were really good!or was it mike.....now sorry ...what were you saying about being a virgin?

 

[hazel_bicock]

Was that it...?

this takes the cake

 

[Pecker]

"That reminds me. Did you buy those little carrots at the store today like I asked you?"