Would i walk funny after being fucked?

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  1. SEX215

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    im going to have sex today but im scared if i am going to walk funny afterwards lol or if its going to hurt he is like 7inches hard

    can i get this clarified?
     
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    Yeah, you'll be bow-legged. Everyone will be able to tell.
     
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    don't lie! really?
     
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    No, shithead (sorry).

    No one can tell...
     
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    oh ok good thanks
     
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    Are you really over 18?
     
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    you'll be so stretched out you'll poop you pants and then you will walk funny.
     
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    u wont even know u need a shit cos uve already done it lol
     
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    I'll bet this question is less facetious than it might appear.

    No, OP, you won't. You'll be fine. Still, take it slow and use a lot of lube.
     
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    I've never had a cock up my ass, but I've had my cock up one or two asses.

    I doubt you'll be crawling home but if you're getting fucked properly, I suspect it will hurt some at first and that you will be sore the next day.
     
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    You'll only walk funny if you walked funny to begin with. As for anyone knowing... Not unless you walk around with your pants down and bragging that you got your ass banged.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    you might want to take some stool softeners for a couple days as you'll likely be a bit tender downstairs
     
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    this thread is fucking funny
     
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    It's been awhile (actually long time!) since I've been screwed but never had trouble walking - just sitting! LOL
     
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    My dear, you are quite naive. "Walking funny" is an expression people use. Lots of people quote that to tell you how good the sex will be. You might be sore down there, but it's just due to your muscles not used to activity.

    You'll be fine my dear.
     
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    if i am properly fucked, it puts a spring in my step for a few days. good luck and let us know how it went.
     
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    douche your butt & I'll help you find out... :rolleyes:
     
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    well, you'd have to wear a nappy the day after getting it. it's usual after getting it the first time. :tongue:

    seriously, there isn't much to fear. nobody can look at you the day after and say "dude, that guy got shafted in the ass last night."

    as for it hurting, i wouldn't say so, if you and he are careful. you can prepare by fingering your ass and getting used to penetration. it may sound dumb, but this way you'd be accustomed to having something inside there, and the actual penetration by a dick would be easier to adjust to and accommodate.
     
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    you might walk funny if you were nailed by a 10" Hello_Kitty™ Butt-Plug strapped on to a 4 foot clown.
     
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