Would you date, fuck, or marry yourself?

[HiddenLacey]

Elmo was after my time. So, for that matter, were Beaker and the Swedish Chef, but I was led in recent years to them, while nobody has drawn my attention to Elmo before now. He doesn't look to me like my kind of muppet at all: all sweetness and no weirdness.

Lol Elmo is weird because he is so sweet:tongue:

 

[molotovmuffin]

I wouldn't. I mean, I have a lot of tastes in common with myself, but I would soon get on my nerves.

I would... I mean I would Calboner... I'm too much of nut for myself...


Oh and my favorite is Animal... for obivous reasons.... although he isn't a sesame street character.... he is a muppet.:wink:

 

[HiddenLacey]

I would... I mean I would Calboner... I'm too much of nut for myself...


Oh and my favorite is Animal... for obivous reasons.... although he isn't a sesame street character.... he is a muppet.:wink:

ROFL, I love Animal!!! Ok I'm going to stop talking about SS now:smile:

 

[wellhung9]

I think I could do a lot better than myself.

 

[Calboner]

I think I could do a lot better than myself.

Best reply yet.

 

[luvmycock]

:yup: Yes, and I'm tired of seeing thread titles following that same formula.

Maybe my title should have been "Would you date, fuck, or marry someone who starts a thread with a title that begins with 'Would you date, fuck, or marry'?" But I don't think that the site will accept titles that long.

hilarious!!!:biggrin1:

yes i would

I have already dated myself (I took myself to the movies :smile, I have already fucked myself (I fuck myself every time I jack off :biggrin1, now as far as marrying myself, I don't think it's legal in the USA :wink:

 

[Catchoftheday]

No I'm not into boys....maybe I could get myself drunk and stuff

 

[Calboner]

now as far as marrying myself, I don't think it's legal in the USA :wink:

Wait till a case comes before the Massachusetts Supreme Court.

 

[luvmycock]

wait till a case comes before the massachusetts supreme court.

hahaha

 

[wild_boy]

I won't date myself, too boring you know.

I won't marry myself for the same reason.

I would gladly fuck myself, one thing I like in my body is my butt and the feeling of cock inside it, so why not my own?
Seriously, when I see those science fiction movies where there is clone or same character in time travel seeing itself I always imagine them having wild sex and actually get aroused, assuming he's sexy to begin with of course. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Tanya_Hardon]

Given the opportunity, I would enthusiastically fuck myself. I've gone down on a couple women but I've never been on the receiving end of it from a woman, and I think maybe a woman would be better than a man. Sure, men have gone down on me but I've only had pathetic fractions of orgasms from it. So I'd love to have myself go down on me because I know I take direction real well, and I'm an enthusiastic student. It'd be a good time!

 

[Calboner]

I had forgotten about this old thread. Those discovering it now, be informed that it was a response to a series of threads with titles that began with the words "Would you date, fuck, or marry" (a fat girl, a fat guy, etc.).

 

[D_Eric Banana]

I always wanted a twin brother.... that how much i like myself ;-)
I don't want to fuck myself, don't wanna marry me either...i guess
I'm not that narcistic!

 

[nudeyorker]

I'm a twin and upon reflection we were never each others type!

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

I might fuck myself but I'm not sure I'd want to be seen in public with myself .....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

No doubt about it, but :sucks:

 

[biguy8773]

agreed. and id fuck myself

No doubt about it, but :sucks:

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

I'd fuck Audre'sAunt one time but then after I found out how bad she was in bed I wouldn't fuck her any more and I'd block all her calls.

 

[Daisy]

No. I might date me because I am kind of a fun girl but I wouldn't marry me because
a) I don't believe in marriage and
b) I'm high maintenance.

 

[earllogjam]

No way. Not particularly attracted to the way I look.