Would you date, fuck, or marry yourself?

[Hoss]

I suppose I would after all I consider myself to be a good catch.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

yeah, like a 40lb flounder in a 20lb, HOSSAY. Sides, you don't wanna make your HORSEY, CHUBBS jealous.lol

 

[fluffychocolate]

I'd definitely marry myself. I'm cute, funny, sociable, easy going, and I fit in just about anywhere from the boardroom to the truck stop diner on route 109 . I'm sexy and my milkshake does bring the boys to the yard and I love sex. I've got a great set of tits and a round plump ass. I know when to party like it's going out of style and when to sit down and be a lady. I like to travel and... this could go on all damn night. I'm an awesome partner in life and crime. Shiiiiiiit yeah I'd marry me! I'm a bit high maintenance but I'm worth it.