Would You Date Someone With A Buried Penis?

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What it looks like soft has no bearing on dating. Actually, what it looks like hard has no bearing on dating, either. I’m interested in the person.

Truthfully, when it comes to having sex with a man, it’s a long time before I see his flaccid penis. I really have to sneak up on him to see it. And it truly doesn’t matter. Who cares? Maybe you do, but women see all kinds of flaccid penises. Buried, barely there, hanging loose, whatever. It does not matter in the least.

Let me ask you a question. Would you date a woman with inverted nipples? Are you that shallow? If so, then you are totally different than women.
 

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Like, if some rando walked up to me and introduced himself in a "hi, i'm Rando and I have a buried penis"?

I'd walk the fuck away. Not because of the buried penis but because his penis is way too much at the center of his identity.

Really, I am so tired of these "would you date a guy with *penis issue*?" threads.

I usually wouldn't know a dude has anything out of the standard issue ordinary going on with his penis until long after I've decided I like him enough to date him.

I wouldn't date a Trump supporter. Honestly one of the first questions I'd ask. Dick is way down on the list.
 

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Like, if some rando walked up to me and introduced himself in a "hi, i'm Rando and I have a buried penis"?

I'd walk the fuck away. Not because of the buried penis but because his penis is way too much at the center of his identity.

Really, I am so tired of these "would you date a guy with *penis issue*?" threads.

I usually wouldn't know a dude has anything out of the standard issue ordinary going on with his penis until long after I've decided I like him enough to date him.

I wouldn't date a Trump supporter. Honestly one of the first questions I'd ask. Dick is way down on the list.
Omg. I’d run so far away from a MAGA hat there’d be burn marks. Cartoon cutouts of my body through buildings for miles. :confounded:

Penis issues front and centre have a similar effect.
 
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For the luvvagawd... how many times do we need to say this? We date/love/whatever the person... the dick is just part of the package.... good or bad.

If it were purely a physical relationship, fwb or whatever term, it may give me cause for concern... unless his head game was strong.
 

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Omg. I’d run so far away from a MAGA hat there’d be burn marks. Cartoon cutouts of my body through buildings for miles. :confounded:

Penis issues front and centre have a similar effect.

The only time I'd hault my rapid exodus would be to warn other women on my escape route.
 
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I wouldn't be inclined to date someone with any severe hang ups about their body.

As for the natural variations that people's bodies have? Stretch marks, scars, birth marks, etc are all places that tend to get extra kisses and caresses. I'm not hung up about genitals. Do they work relatively normally? Are you healthy? Can you experience pleasure? Can you give pleasure? We're good.
 

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Being weird and uptight about it is more of a turn-off than the penis itself. But I won't lie, unless he possesses a genuinely thoughtful and compassionate personality (big brain and big heart energy surpasses big dick energy any day) I'd miss a bigger one during sex sometimes. I might be biased since my best orgasms tend to require intercourse and bigger usually does it for me, but that won't be the case for women who orgasm as much or more from receiving head.

I do sympathize though on some level with men who are too small for penetration, who are struggling with their sex lives for reasons beyond their control, etc...provided they aren't creepy, insecure weirdos about it (which seems to be quantifiably rare for some reason reason).
 

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I don't really like flaccid peens. I do not feel like the flaccid one is any of my business. Has nothing to do with me.

Is his buried dick causing him to have trouble urinating? Does he regularly smell lile an unflushed toilet? Because that is a problem with which I would not wish to contend.
 
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