would you have sex with me, I'm 9 inches

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by B_capslock, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. B_capslock

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    I am big and fleshy around my pee-pee. I'm huge, which makes my pee-pee look small. I'm wide and long which makes it look short and fat. As you can see from my photo, I need to just plain move every so often. Perhaps if I do that my inches will be exposed...

    My college photo...

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    My earlier, more active years..

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    My gay pride day photos:
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    Close up of my johnsticlas. what do you think?:

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    im first :flirt: your gay pride pics really get my juices flowing :tongue:
     
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    Your "pee-pee"? What are you, three?
     
  4. Principessa

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    That ain't right! :mad: :rolleyes: Especially since I have a pretty good idea about whom you are making fun.
     
  5. danerain

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    Heck, people aremocking him on his own thread. Doesn't really surprise me since LPSG has been going down this path for a while.
     
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    Hey, capslock!

    Are you saying that YOU or your DICK is the 9" identical twin to my son's Jabba the Hut toy?!
     
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    hehe, well I'm definitely being a dick... :biggrin1: I couldn't resist. Look, when one post pics in a public forum.... especially one as vain as for one about large Phallus-Kahns, then all bets are off! If the mod wants to remove it, thats alwright. hehe...
     
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    very cute
     
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    Not very funny....but your heading made me check out the photos!
     
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    I knew you were hung.

    Best regards, your cousin,

    Pizza the Hut
     
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    Dearest Pizza,
    I love it! LOL! Especially with pepperoni, green peppers and extra cheese!:biggrin1:
     
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    Capslock your an asshole. You should be ashamed of yourself.
     
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    i dont get it:confused:
     
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    LOL, mean, but funny!
     
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    lol
    hehehe, this forum can be uptight, its just about big dicks guys, lighten up.
    am i wrong to find pride jabba rather sexy..?
     
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    Capslock. Good one!!
     
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    :biggrin1: could you possibly be referring to ....um......E-l-a...naw never mind lol
     
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    Thats actually my sister, Flabby the Cunt, but I can understand your mistake: She's a bit butch these days...
     
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    Think_kink, get this through you long haired, rose-pedal lipped, sexy cat eyed, pouty-faced head ....... that I am a dick, not an asshole!!!:biggrin1: Now come here and let me nibble on that neck of yours until you forget what time it is!!
     
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    :biggrin1:ROTFLMAO!!!:biggrin1:
     
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