would you have sex with me, I'm 9 inches

[B_capslock]

I am big and fleshy around my pee-pee. I'm huge, which makes my pee-pee look small. I'm wide and long which makes it look short and fat. As you can see from my photo, I need to just plain move every so often. Perhaps if I do that my inches will be exposed...

My college photo...

My earlier, more active years..

My gay pride day photos:

Close up of my johnsticlas. what do you think?:

 

[geek0]

im first :flirt: your gay pride pics really get my juices flowing :tongue:

 

[B_cyrus]

Your "pee-pee"? What are you, three?

 

[Principessa]

That ain't right! Especially since I have a pretty good idea about whom you are making fun.

 

[danerain]

That ain't right! Especially since I have a pretty good idea about whom you are making fun.

Heck, people aremocking him on his own thread. Doesn't really surprise me since LPSG has been going down this path for a while.

 

[Not_Punny]

Hey, capslock!

Are you saying that YOU or your DICK is the 9" identical twin to my son's Jabba the Hut toy?!

 

[B_capslock]

Hey, capslock!

Are you saying that YOU or your DICK is the 9" identical twin to my son's Jabba the Hut toy?!

hehe, well I'm definitely being a dick... :biggrin1: I couldn't resist. Look, when one post pics in a public forum.... especially one as vain as for one about large Phallus-Kahns, then all bets are off! If the mod wants to remove it, thats alwright. hehe...

 

[tonyboy1217]

very cute

 

[Divine1]

Not very funny....but your heading made me check out the photos!

 

[Pecker]

I knew you were hung.

Best regards, your cousin,

Pizza the Hut

 

[naughty]

I knew you were hung.

Best regards, your cousin,

Pizza the Hut

Dearest Pizza,
I love it! LOL! Especially with pepperoni, green peppers and extra cheese!:biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Capslock your an asshole. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Fire Agate]

i dont get it

 

[rich-9.8]

LOL, mean, but funny!

 

[B_bicepguy]

lol
hehehe, this forum can be uptight, its just about big dicks guys, lighten up.
am i wrong to find pride jabba rather sexy..?

 

[Make'nItLong]

Capslock. Good one!!

 

[arliss]

:biggrin1: could you possibly be referring to ....um......E-l-a...naw never mind lol

 

[B_capslock]

I knew you were hung.

Best regards, your cousin,

Pizza the Hut

Thats actually my sister, Flabby the Cunt, but I can understand your mistake: She's a bit butch these days...

 

[B_capslock]

Capslock your an asshole. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Think_kink, get this through you long haired, rose-pedal lipped, sexy cat eyed, pouty-faced head ....... that I am a dick, not an asshole!!!:biggrin1: Now come here and let me nibble on that neck of yours until you forget what time it is!!

 

[Principessa]

Think_kink, get this through you long haired, rose-pedal lipped, sexy cat eyed, pouty-faced head ....... that I am a dick, not an asshole!!!:biggrin1: Now come here and let me nibble on that neck of yours until you forget what time it is!!

:biggrin1:ROTFLMAO!!!:biggrin1:​