would you have sex with me, I'm 9 inches

[B_capslock]

YOU TOO!

I'll Plumperdimble your floppledoppler! Twist and shout that labby-lipple and snaussage-stuff that vladavumpus!

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Think_kink, get this through you long haired, rose-pedal lipped, sexy cat eyed, pouty-faced head ....... that I am a dick, not an asshole!!!:biggrin1: Now come here and let me nibble on that neck of yours until you forget what time it is!!

ew

 

[50%more]

I knew you were hung.

Best regards, your cousin,

Pizza the Hut

Dom Deluise is perfect for that part. May the Schwartz be with you.

 

[B_capslock]

ew

I must have caught you during you 30% gay day!

 

[Not_Punny]

Dom Deluise is perfect for that part. May the Schwartz be with you.

In LPSG, wouldn't the dark side say "may the SHORTS be with you.... " ???
:biggrin1:

 

[36DD]

OMG! Those are some sexy photos you've got there! I feel the need to rip off my panties and have my way with you right now! You are a riot!

 

[146798]

Yes. I like 'em big.

 

[hotbtminla]

"Even I get boarded sometimes."

 

[50%more]

In LPSG, wouldn't the dark side say "may the SHORTS be with you.... " ???
:biggrin1:

Well Dark Helmet did say.

"Your Schwartz is bigger than mine."

But then someone said to him.

"Your helmet is sooo big."