The thing I'd really like to know is where the iceberg was when Titanic actually went down... Was it close at hand or miles away?
I always travel with ice axes, crampons & an ice saw, so would have climbed onto the iceberg and built an igloo on top, then fished bits of wooden wreckage out of the sea to build a fire inside my new abode. Of course, before I set about building a comfy place to await rescue, I would have helped plenty of other people out of the sea onto the newly established floating principality of Zyzdom. If we also rescued the band & a couple of cases of decent plonk, we could have had a nice little knees up!