Would you "help out" a friend?

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Straight guys don't do gay stuff.

...for the bazillionth time.

No matter how many times and ways the question is asked or under what circumstances the fantasy is laid out. Straight guys don't do gay stuff. Period.
 
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Yes only I would NOT take him to that same place they brought Robert Kraft in Florida, especially if it is named after any type of flower.

Ask for Miss Hand Sosoft, tell her TB12 sent you and she will give you the extra aromatic oil treatment.

**PARODY ONLY** this post does not condone Football owners using the same low end stroke joints the fans use.
 

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So your best male friend, was in some accident and is unable to pleasure themselves, it's been days / weeks would you help them out?

Just hand job .
Yes I would
 

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Straight guys don't do gay stuff.

...for the bazillionth time.

No matter how many times and ways the question is asked or under what circumstances the fantasy is laid out. Straight guys don't do gay stuff. Period.

Ha! keep dreaming dude. YOU may not but some do, I know that for a fact, long story, but to make it simple, YEAH they do.
 

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I MIGHT, but it would have to be a very special situation, like my absolute best friend of my whole life, or my dad or brother or something along those lines, and they would have to be VERY desperate and they would OWE ME BIG TIME, lol. I'm talking like hockey or rugby seasons tickets, real good seats :)
 

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Straight guys don't do gay stuff.

...for the bazillionth time.

No matter how many times and ways the question is asked or under what circumstances the fantasy is laid out. Straight guys don't do gay stuff. Period.

I’d browse this subforum a lot more often if 98% of the threads weren’t just different versions of “Have you ever participated in a gay sex act, and if not, would you?”
 

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Two dudes are hiking in the woods, Jack and Mike. Jack stops for a moment to take a piss, and whips out his dick. Suddenly, a rattlesnake jumps out of nowhere and bites him right on his shaft! Mike tells Jack to relax, lie done, so the venom doesn’t work fast. Mike tells Jack he saw a town back at the base camp, and will run back to get help from a doctor.

Mike treks 5 miles to the town. Sure enough, he finds a doctor’s office. He runs to the doctor, and tells him what happens. The doctor says “you need to make a small cut near the bite, and suck out all the venom. Then bring your friend back here for further treatment.”

Mike runs back the 5 miles, finds his friend Jack lying in a catatonic state. Mike kneels down, holds his best friend Jack in his arms. Jack asks “Mike, what happened? What did the doc say?”

Finally, Mike says to Jack, “dude, you’re gonna die.”
 

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Two dudes are hiking in the woods, Jack and Mike. Jack stops for a moment to take a piss, and whips out his dick. Suddenly, a rattlesnake jumps out of nowhere and bites him right on his shaft! Mike tells Jack to relax, lie done, so the venom doesn’t work fast. Mike tells Jack he saw a town back at the base camp, and will run back to get help from a doctor.

Mike treks 5 miles to the town. Sure enough, he finds a doctor’s office. He runs to the doctor, and tells him what happens. The doctor says “you need to make a small cut near the bite, and suck out all the venom. Then bring your friend back here for further treatment.”

Mike runs back the 5 miles, finds his friend Jack lying in a catatonic state. Mike kneels down, holds his best friend Jack in his arms. Jack asks “Mike, what happened? What did the doc say?”

Finally, Mike says to Jack, “dude, you’re gonna die.”

“Venom sucking” isn’t a thing...c’mon why post that?