Would You Masturbate At A Urinal

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The first time I learned about masturbating and cumming was at a urinal. By accident tho. Was in there to watch penises and had to keep pretending like I was shaking off the excess piss off my dick a lot so guys wouldn’t think I was hanging out there long. So from all the shaking and moving my dick I ended up cumming on the spot and felt an amazing adrenaline
 

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If the mood struck me and I knew I wouldn't be interupted then sure I would but in most cases it's pretty unlikely someone wouldn't walk in. I don't really fancy cottaging so it can remain safely on the bucket list.

Why go all the way to a urinal to masturbate, when you can do it in the privacy of your home?

:joy: Indeed sir, why bother.
 
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I have - once. Was attending a business seminar. At the time, the speaker was rather boring and my mind drifted to the previous night's sex with my wife. I started to get a semi hard-on and decided I needed to pee. Got up, went to the bathroom, and began to pee at the urinal. My mind was still reliving the previous night and as I the urine flow stopped, I shook my dick as always to clean the last few drops. In doing so, my semi came back and I just began stroking. With no one else in the bathroom, I continued stroking and shot a load into the urinal in just a few minutes.

I returned to my seat in the meeting room. The speaker was still droning on. I could have cared less.
 

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No! For a start in the UK its illegal, not sure about the US but you do have some fucking weird laws over the water, but no dont appeal to me either, there is a time and place for that and a urinal isn't it.
 

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No! For a start in the UK its illegal, not sure about the US but you do have some fucking weird laws over the water, but no dont appeal to me either, there is a time and place for that and a urinal isn't it.
It’s illegal in the States too, but if no one else is around to see, what’s the harm. If you walk in on someone who is wanking there are 3 choices to make. 1 leave and report it. 2 Do what you need to do and let him do what he needs to do. Or,3 Join him. Oh, I just thought of a 4th option, use a toilet stall and watch him through the crack of the door.
 

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It’s illegal in the States too, but if no one else is around to see, what’s the harm. If you walk in on someone who is wanking there are 3 choices to make. 1 leave and report it. 2 Do what you need to do and let him do what he needs to do. Or,3 Join him. Oh, I just thought of a 4th option, use a toilet stall and watch him through the crack of the door.

Or a 5th option, tell them what what a perv they are. Like I said a time and place and a urinal aint it.
 

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No! For a start in the UK its illegal, not sure about the US but you do have some fucking weird laws over the water, but no dont appeal to me either, there is a time and place for that and a urinal isn't it.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that it isn't, per se. You can get done for "outraging public decency" or importuning, if someone else is present or complains. Other than that, you would almost certainly get away with it.