Would You Masturbate At A Urinal

[uncutnhard]

Yeah done it a few times in restrooms that were known for cruising. Can be pretty Damn hot standing there exposed. Checking each other out, seeing each other get hard and slowly reaching over and giving each other a much needed hand or mouth.

 

[tobythecat]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that it isn't, per se. You can get done for "outraging public decency" or importuning, if someone else is present or complains. Other than that, you would almost certainly get away with it.

You would only "get away with it" if A) no one else was there or B) someone else was there and didn't complain about it.

Outraging public decency is an offence so yes it is illegal.

So no I wouldn't do it.

 

[ChocolateExhibitionist91]

Or a 5th option, tell them what what a perv they are. Like I said a time and place and a urinal aint it.

Calling me a perv would just make me more excited. I might even let out a low groan in ecstasy for successfully upsetting someone so uptight as yourself. Come on man, live a little. It ain't hurtin no one. Gotta learn to laugh at the harmless & silly stuff more in life. Laughter brings longevity.

 

[ChocolateExhibitionist91]

You would only "get away with it" if A) no one else was there or B) someone else was there and didn't complain about it.

Outraging public decency is an offence so yes it is illegal.

So no I wouldn't do it.

Most people don't complain about it in the US. They usually don't have time over something so petty. I would know. I've been on both receiving and giving ends many a time. Even if they did, the perpetrator would probably be gone by the time security got back or just accuse them right back for being a male "karen". It's their word against yours. The worst that can happen is that you might get banned from their one little business location. Now, if it were happening next to a child, then yes, chances of someone reporting are greater, but usually we're all adults, and we normally just leave each other alone or stick to name calling, which like I said before, only gets me more excited in those situations.

 

[ChocolateExhibitionist91]

Yes, of course. It's one of the first things to do on every exhibitionist's to do list. I've done it and finished while no one was there. I've kept going a couple times even when someone showed up and with no dividers. They usually walk away before I finish.

The trick is to do so casually and somewhat discreetly making it somewhat indistinguishable (just a couple fingers or use fingertips, not the whole fist thrusting & pumping away getting your whole body into it, unless they obviously want you to). That way, they'll only notice if their interested and want to look and see it anyway, (which someone interested would never snitch on someone who probably just made their day), or, you've been "pissing" at the urinal for more than 5 minutes already.

I've even started in an empty bathroom and had someone show up just in time to catch the money shot, and one guy did also call me a pervert! Wow, mission accomplished! My question is, if I'm the only pervert in the situation, how is it that you witnessed my ropes of cum shooting out of my cock if you weren't already looking as you walked up? Cause it's not like I had my body turned to face the doorway or was standing further away from the urinal than most guys do.

(Also, I can't tell you how often I'd end up alone working my pipe, while driving, on the side of the road, in parking lots, at urinals, in public playing pocket pool in my pants or front hoodie pocket inevitably pulling out to finish, just to have a random guy show up and look over just in time to catch the money shot. It's almost like fate ALSO wants them to see me blow my load! I've only ever had one complaint and that was the one time a guy whispered the word "pervert" to me with a frown, who probably had some repressed bicuriousity... Gotta play it smart out there guys, or just be on the move. Cant go to jail if they cant identify and/or find you )

 

[tobythecat]

Most people don't complain about it in the US. They usually don't have time over something so petty. I would know. I've been on both receiving and giving ends many a time. Even if they did, the perpetrator would probably be gone by the time security got back or just accuse them right back for being a male "karen". It's their word against yours. The worst that can happen is that you might get banned from their one little business location. Now, if it were happening next to a child, then yes, chances of someone reporting are greater, but usually we're all adults, and we normally just leave each other alone or stick to name calling, which like I said before, only gets me more excited in those situations.

Lucky for you, you don't live in the UK then, we have a different attitude to perverts here.

 

[ChocolateExhibitionist91]

Lucky for you, you don't live in the UK then, we have a different attitude to perverts here.

It's not acceptable here, but people usually just turn the blind eye as long as children aren't around. And thats just referring to the "safer" places ive gone to to jerk or suck. There's actually some area's in every state where i would never even attempt to do something so risky and rash, but if I'm not mistaken, UK has it's fair share of streakers, naked milers, public flashers, naked ruggers, and naked night strollers based on all the UK porn Ive seen from there (as i typed this, i hoped i wasnt being shown porn from Ireland, Germany, France, or some other European country with similar rosds and architecture, lol). I would have thought it was less strict over there to be able to walk a couple blocks down the sidewalk of a somewhat busy street at night, cock out, totally naked and possibly in the street with your mates only to get heckled by drunk bystanders.

 

[ChocolateExhibitionist91]

Lucky for you, you don't live in the UK then, we have a different attitude to perverts here.

Good example of safe here is like Walmart and Target, compared to Cracker Barrel and Toys R Us. Not safe = outside of or within rough looking bars in rural areas, especially since im black and The kkk still exists. Much smaller and more docile than ever before, but theyre still here. That's one thing I mean by playing it smart.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Some of these posts are a good part of the reason some guys prefer to use a stall to piss.

 

[deleted627832]

I have done it in my past life. Nothing like getting your heart racing when someone walks in.

 

[tobythecat]

It's not acceptable here, but people usually just turn the blind eye as long as children aren't around. And thats just referring to the "safer" places ive gone to to jerk or suck. There's actually some area's in every state where i would never even attempt to do something so risky and rash, but if I'm not mistaken, UK has it's fair share of streakers, naked milers, public flashers, naked ruggers, and naked night strollers based on all the UK porn Ive seen from there (as i typed this, i hoped i wasnt being shown porn from Ireland, Germany, France, or some other European country with similar rosds and architecture, lol). I would have thought it was less strict over there to be able to walk a couple blocks down the sidewalk of a somewhat busy street at night, cock out, totally naked and possibly in the street with your mates only to get heckled by drunk bystanders.

Well I don't know what porn you have been watching. Streakers don't exist in the UK anymore because it is illegal, a night in the cells isn't worth it. When they did do it back in the 70's/80's it wasn't for the "sexual" thrill but more often the case it was either because they were drunk and thought it was a good idea at the time or they did it for a bet, money was involved, nothing sexual about it.
If someone walked down a UK street naked or with their cock out, they would not be heckled by drunk bystanders, more likely they would be assaulted, left in the gutter, someone would film the attack on their mobile and share it on their socials and then the police would be called.

Not saying that is right, to attack someone like that of course not, but that is the likely outcome.

 

[deleted15577081]

never done it and don't think a public toilet is exactly the last word in sexiness. If I saw someone else at the urinal getting excited I would have to pretend I hadn't seen anything.

 

[ronin001]

Just FYI

 

[MK323]

Just as in the US as it is in the UK, it depends on what part of the country you are in. It would be considered lewd conduct anywhere in the US but like someone else said, know your location and where you are. Most guys are going to go about their business. Politically the US is way more uptight than the UK, but the general population of the US is less uptight than that of the UK in my experience. But again, the part of the country you are in makes a huge difference. Personally, it doesn't do much for me so I would never do it, but if I saw someone else doing it, I could care less. Now if they were just standing in the middle of the bathroom doing it, that would be different.

 

[longstroke7]

This is a perverse, criminal act. Moderators need to start cracking down on these types of threads.

 

[wvgwm52]

i have masturbated---watched a guy jerk off--ive bent over started sucking a guys dick right after he got done pissing--guys saw me do it--i didnt care---

 

[wvgwm52]

This is a perverse, criminal act. Moderators need to start cracking down on these types of threads.

as long as the content is 18 and up is pretty well allowed to be talked about--if the topic bothers you then why click the link to read it?

 

[tobythecat]

as long as the content is 18 and up is pretty well allowed to be talked about--if the topic bothers you then why click the link to read it?

Oh here we go.. the whole "if you don't like it why read it" BS...wondered when someone would pipe up with that..when will the "Oh you must be Homophobic" argument surface? It's only a matter of time.

Lets be honest..this subject has been done to death on the Ask a Man & Ask a Straight Man forums.

Gay members reply with "Oooh yeah I love it, I love the attention it gets me, I don't care if its illegal."

Straight members say "No, 1) its illegal 2) its disrespectful 3) its distasteful..no pun intended.

 

[longstroke7]

as long as the content is 18 and up is pretty well allowed to be talked about--if the topic bothers you then why click the link to read it?

Because it's a perverse, criminal act. What if a child walks into the bathroom while you're busy jerking off at the urinal? Do you understand how sick this is?

 

[deleted627832]

Because it's a perverse, criminal act. What if a child walks into the bathroom while you're busy jerking off at the urinal? Do you understand how sick this is?

You, just stop!!! No knows what you are doing but, peeing.