Would you rather be a man or a woman?

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I admit it - I would love to know what it's like to experience the male orgasm - with great loads of ropey cum spewing all over the place. LOL. If I'd been born male, I'm certain I'd have had a big cock, too.
 

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I've never given being a woman very much thought and I like having a penis :smile:. So I'd say I'm happy that I'm a man. But it would be interesting to see how being a woman might change my view of the world.
 

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I used to have a high-school reunion fantasy...I'd turn into a sexy hosebag with big titties...go into the place and yank out several of the hot redneck guys, fuck their brains out and then change back into a man before their cum was dry so they could see I was really a man...I guess that makes me a nerd.

Other than that I've never given any thougth to being a woman. My cock is superb.
 

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If body swap technology existed, I'd be in the queue for curiosity's sake, and I think it'd make me a better lover as a man to experience it from the other side. Look at the threads there have been wherein bi guys and others who know, say that a guy gives better head than most (but definitely not all) girls 'cos he better understands the machinery and needs.

The best sex in the world is when you know she's loved it, when she's screamed the house down 'cos you've hit the right spot and hit it well. A week or two of womanhood would make achieving that alot easier with the knowledge and insight I'd gain.

That is if I ever stopped feeling my own tits and got out of the house (think I'll have a nice D-cup with big dark nipples...)
 

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Sorry. I'm too lazy to be a woman. That's too much plumbing to figure out... and don't get me started on the PMS. And if that weren't enough already, then there's the whole pregnancy thing. It's all overly complex.

No thanks. I'll keep my dick thank you very much. If I'm going to wish for anything, it'd be that all the hot straight guys were gay or bi and I was irresistible.
 

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EnglishGentleman said:
If body swap technology existed, I'd be in the queue for curiosity's sake, and I think it'd make me a better lover as a man to experience it from the other side. Look at the threads there have been wherein bi guys and others who know, say that a guy gives better head than most (but definitely not all) girls 'cos he better understands the machinery and needs.

The best sex in the world is when you know she's loved it, when she's screamed the house down 'cos you've hit the right spot and hit it well. A week or two of womanhood would make achieving that alot easier with the knowledge and insight I'd gain.

That is if I ever stopped feeling my own tits and got out of the house (think I'll have a nice D-cup with big dark nipples...)

Aha! So I'll trade with YOU then.
 

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I think both sexes have their 'interest,' but to be completely honest, I have often wondered what was so great about being a man? Penis = power, in some regard.... On that level, I think it would be interesting...

Now, as far as sexually, I LOVE being a woman. There is something about having a man making love to you as well as other times when you just want a quick... "you know..." ;)

Perfectly content with being female. Besides, you guys are bouncing and having to adjust all the time... I would not have time for all that. LOL
 

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I think I prefer to be the man that I am.
Being a woman is too time consuming having to put on makeup and stuff. Then there's the monthly thing, that's just too much maintenance for me. Then you have the large breast, oh the back pain, nuff said. Leg shaving, eyebrow plucking, nail painting etc. There's too much to do, being a woman.
Although if I were a woman, I could chase after guys and not be considered a second class citizen.
 

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Pappy nailed it for me. Being a guy is definitly the lazy sex. Women work incredibly hard to keep up with everything that has to do with being a woman. Men just sit back, get hard, and smile. On the weekends when it's time to party, Mom is always getting ready for her night out long in advance, whereas I will take 20 minutes, and will be ready to head out. Of course I'm stereotyping, but like I said.. being a guy is definitly lazy.

Of course, I would love to be a woman for a day. I would love to experience what a woman feels before/during/and after sex. And of course, I'd play with my big set of tits all day. :)
 

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Pappy, darling....

Looking at it like that... You have a point. HOWEVER, one must realize that most women are use to this. It is something that we have been doing for a long time, so no real work here for us.

Let me give you a time frame... Make-up, 5 minutes. Eyebrows (hmmm - no plucking, dear - waxing) 3 minutes. Shaving... again, 3-5 minutes - about as long as it takes a guys to shave his face. Nails - hmm... touch-up, especially if you get manicures (yes, I am high maintenance). Now, with the back problems - I do not have that problem myself. I am sure larger endowed women do, but fortunately I do not.

The monthly... Men do have an advantage there. Damnit! lol

Pappy said:
I think I prefer to be the man that I am.
Being a woman is too time consuming having to put on makeup and stuff. Then there's the monthly thing, that's just too much maintenance for me. Then you have the large breast, oh the back pain, nuff said. Leg shaving, eyebrow plucking, nail painting etc. There's too much to do, being a woman.
Although if I were a woman, I could chase after guys and not be considered a second class citizen.
 

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Women:
+ boobs
+ get laid anytime I want
+ multiple orgasms
- monthly "thing"
- high heels and pantyhose
- being overly emotional

Men:
+ pee anywhere I want
+ more pay for same job
+ scratching my nuts
+ being able to 'rub one out' in under 30 seconds
- getting kicked in the nuts
- have to work at getting laid by a chick

It's a close call, but I'll stick with being a guy.

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Any women want to swap places for a day though? :biggrin1:
 

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Being a guy is awesome!
I wouldnt change for anything. Cocks are wonderful, BIG, FAT, HARD, THROBBING, WONDERFULLY RESPONSIVE pieces of equipment that are available anytime of day or night. (Usually for free). No maintainence other than making sure you wash it properly everyday. Visiually they are right there in your face, they are obvious in thier arousal wether large or small.
They are as individual as fingerprints, you will never find two the same.
They are fantastic for playing with.......ask any guy....we all play with them at every available opportunity...:biggrin1:
No, although the thought of what it must be like to have a pussy and to experience the sensation of being pentrated by a HUGE fat cock has crossed my mind on several occassions....all in all
I think I rather like having a cock and being a guy and will stick with what I have....:smile:
For this lifetime at least.
 

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RideRocket said:
Women:
+ boobs
+ get laid anytime I want
+ multiple orgasms
- monthly "thing"
- high heels and pantyhose
- being overly emotional

Men:
+ pee anywhere I want
+ more pay for same job
+ scratching my nuts
+ being able to 'rub one out' in under 30 seconds
- getting kicked in the nuts
- have to work at getting laid by a chick

It's a close call, but I'll stick with being a guy.

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Any women want to swap places for a day though? :biggrin1:

Items that can be true for either sex are highlighted in bold.