Would You Rather Be Big And Ugly Or Small And Hot?

[Ryan10]

According to the rate me subreddit's on reddit, I am a 4 out of 10 in the looks department, so a bit below average but I have a large dick. I have only had one sexual partner and though she loved it and had multiple screaming orgasms it makes me think I'd have more releationships if I was better looking but smaller down there. Brad Pitt is apparently very small but considered the ultimate in male attractiveness. Maybe he can't please his partners as much as I can but he's certainly going to find it easier to find women interested in him.

What do you think? Maybe being ugly and having a big dick makes it is easy to please women but you are less likely to find someone interested in dating and tinder is a waste of time. While having a tiny one leaves lots of unsatisfied women but its much easier to date/ sleep around/ get into relationships.

 

[DiamondJoe]

I'll stick with being me, if that's ok.

*flicks cap, twirls moustache and looks for a virgin to tie to some train tracks*

 

[wallyj84]

Big and ugly.

 

[hzs3fg]

Does anyone really want to look like Ron Jeremy? Outside of a porn studio, what is the likelihood of him getting a date, let alone into bed?

 

[nmf9in]

This will probably get taken wrong but I’m glad we don’t have those choices. I’m big AND handsome lol

 

[ramsgate18]

A large cock makes up for not being an oil painting give me big cock and not as good looking over hot but small cock

 

[RegularJohn]

If you search for it, you can probably find a nude picture of Brad Pitt that was taken and published without his permission. It looked medium/average to me, if maybe in the smaller half of the range.

 

[wallyj84]

Does anyone really want to look like Ron Jeremy? Outside of a porn studio, what is the likelihood of him getting a date, let alone into bed?

Very high, honestly. It is easy for a man to find sex.

 

[LilJock]

A large cock makes up for not being an oil painting give me big cock and not as good looking over hot but small cock

I'm thoroughly happy being hot but small. After all, some of the greatest works of art are miniatures. I probably have had more sex than most guys much better hung. Plus, I've ended up with a gorgeous wife.

Does anyone really want to look like Ron Jeremy? Outside of a porn studio, what is the likelihood of him getting a date, let alone into bed?

Ron Jeremy must not be getting all that much. He was recently arrested on multiple rape charges. Probably because he's so ugly. At a party, someone mentioned his name. My wife didn't know who he was. Someone brought up a nude pic on his cell phone. My wife took one look and went "Ick! Gross." Apparently my good looks and small dick appealed more than fat Jeremy's big dick and ugly face.

Brad Pitt is apparently very small but considered the ultimate in male attractiveness. Maybe he can't please his partners as much as I can but he's certainly going to find it easier to find women interested in him.

If you search for it, you can probably find a nude picture of Brad Pitt that was taken and published without his permission. It looked medium/average to me, if maybe in the smaller half of the range.

Brad Pitt once claimed he was the worst lay in the Western Hemisphere and hung like a chipmunk. I thought if it was good enough for Brad Pitt, it's good enuf for me, and so ever since have used that to describe myself (see below).

Maybe there's a some truth in it all. His friend George Clooney once put a sticker on the rear of his car reading, SMALL PENIS ON BOARD. Or maybe Brad has a bit of SPH in him. As @RegularJohn pointed out, pics show him to be average or maybe small-average. Whatever. Enough to twice make him People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" (1995 & 2000). I've declined the honor five years in a row out of a sense of modesty.

 

[hzs3fg]

I Can’t Overcome the Curse of the Well-Endowed Man

 

[Rewardheragain148]

Being hung is king

My not so handsome uncle in his youth got a lot of women because of his size

 

[deleted5501621]

Does anyone really want to look like Ron Jeremy? Outside of a porn studio, what is the likelihood of him getting a date, let alone into bed?

Nope think he's got bigger problems then dating.....might have to worry bout Bubba!....lol

 

[wewlad202]

I'm happy with me as is, but if I have to pick one of the two big and ugly. Just gotta find someone who finds your imperfections attractive.

 

[hzs3fg]

I'm happy with me as is, but if I have to pick one of the two big and ugly. Just gotta find someone who finds your imperfections attractive.

Pardon my saying it, but this is dumb.

Nearly every guy, even those with tiny dicks, finds a mate who is more than satisfied with the "total package" he offers.

On the other hand, you will meet and interact with tens of thousands of individuals in your lifetime, the vast majority of which will never see what is hiding in your pants. Are they judging you by the size of your cock? No. They are judging you by the visible bits, so "Small and hot" is the way to go

 

[deleted5501621]

Pardon my saying it, but this is dumb.

Nearly every guy, even those with tiny dicks, finds a mate who is more than satisfied with the "total package" he offers.

On the other hand, you will meet and interact with tens of thousands of individuals in your lifetime, the vast majority of which will never see what is hiding in your pants. Are they judging you by the size of your cock? No. They are judging you by the visible bits, so "Small and hot" is the way to go

EGGSZACKLEY!

 

[TheRob]

I've been ugly and big already so the reverse might be interesting to try, can't say for sure

 

[deanhuge]

I can always fix my hair, lose weight, and go to the gym (all of which I do or have done btw) but you poor small dick guys can't grow your dick...enough said.

 

[BlackIsKingSize]

I’ll take small and hot because big and apparently ugly sure hasn’t worked out well so far.

 

[Rewardheragain148]

I’ll take small and hot because big and apparently ugly sure hasn’t worked out well so far.

I’m tall buff and hot but as soon as they see the D I lose the girl

I’ll take ugly and big D just get buff in the gym

Majority of the Women I met lust after big D

 

[ModernSatyr]

According to the rate me subreddit's on reddit, I am a 4 out of 10 in the looks department, so a bit below average but I have a large dick. I have only had one sexual partner and though she loved it and had multiple screaming orgasms it makes me think I'd have more releationships if I was better looking but smaller down there. Brad Pitt is apparently very small but considered the ultimate in male attractiveness. Maybe he can't please his partners as much as I can but he's certainly going to find it easier to find women interested in him.

What do you think? Maybe being ugly and having a big dick makes it is easy to please women but you are less likely to find someone interested in dating and tinder is a waste of time. While having a tiny one leaves lots of unsatisfied women but its much easier to date/ sleep around/ get into relationships.

Mate, you’re not ugly. Most of that stuff is bullshit anyway but you’re really cute and sexy. Carry on being you.