Would you rather?

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  1. Altairion

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    So I've played this game a couple times, and for those of you that have never seen it: You trade off questions with people. Sort of like 'Would you rather do *insert something crappy* OR *something else that's also really crappy*?' Then the person has to pick the lesser of two evils...as they see it in their mind.

    Off we go:

    Would you rather kick a porcupine or run through a pile of tumbleweed?
     
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    Oh ALT... GREAT GAME....(here comes mindless post 900) :rolleyes:

    I would rather run through a pile of tumbleweed...because I could hurt the porcupine with my foot.

    Would you rather:

    Jump into a pool with with chocolate pudding Or Sleep on a bed made of jello?
     
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    I'd rather sleep in the bed made of jello, because I am large and tend to sprawl out when I'm sleeping, but there's always room for Jello.

    would you rather fuck a goat or have the goat fuck you?
     
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    Rather do the goat...i'm always "top".

    Would u rather be trapped in a room full of killer bees or trapped in a room with a man eating tiger?
     
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    The bees because the tiger cannot be fooled but the bees can.

    Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?
     
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    With you Sorcerer, everyday is paradise:biggrin1:

    I would rather burn to death, because you can just drift off.. and fall asleep.

    Would you rather get stuck in a traffic jam with Diarreah, or Spend 3 days with Carrot Top "backstage"
     
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    Those both sound extremely painful, but as I love my car.....I'll have to survive Carrot Top.

    Would you rather saw off one of your fingers or pry off all of your toenails with a spoon?
     
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    I'm not partial to flip-flops so bye-bye toenails.

    A madman has chained you down with a pair of scissors...he's going to snip 1 inch all the way through on your nostril or your asshole. ???
     
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    I'm getting sick to my stomach reading this thread -- but in a good way. I LOVE IT!

    I'll have to go with the nostril, as I use it less in life.

    Ok, how about this....

    Which would you rather do, fuck your Grandmother or fuck your Grandmother's dog?
     
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    Grandma had a blue tick hound that may have been big enough. * shudders *

    Would you rather eat raw snails or my ex-wife's meatloaf?
     
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    I think Grandma's dog because my Grandma is dead - and I think that's even more wrong.

    Pecker's ex's Meatloaf.

    If you had to make a split second decision while driving, would you rather wreck your car in to a school bus, or a tanker truck full of God knows what?
     
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    I'd go into the school bus, because children are seldom highly flammable or explosive. :rolleyes:

    Would you rather lick the feet of 12 complete strangers with fungal infections or give George W Bush a blow job?
     
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    If I could use teeth (maybe even bite it off), blow job. If it had to be enjoyable for him, licking feet.

    Would you rather never have sex again or become someone's prison bitch?
     
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    Ouch. I want kids someday, so I'll plan on my detour to jail being an extremely short lived one.

    Would you rather go sky diving where you had jump out of the plane and catch your parachute OR climb a mountain without any safety equipment?
     
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    definitely climb a mountain w/o equipment. Done that. Chasing a parachute = John + splat

    would you rather be the cannibal or be cannibalized?
     
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    Do I need to gut, clean, and dress 'em? Cannibal.

    Would you rather be a very tall woman or a very short man?
     
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    duh. a very tall woman :p

    would you rather be poked in the eye with a hot needle or have the first inch of your tongue snipped off?
     
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    First inch of my tongue...I don't play my trumpet much anymore anyway, and I've very touchy about my eyes. If it ever comes to contacts or glasses...I'm taking the glasses. And lasik = hell no.

    Would you rather show up naked to work or a family gathering?
     
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    id rather show up naked to a family gathering.....most of them probably have the same as me anyways...GENETICS BITCHES...

    Would you rather have a pineapple shoved up your ass or have a knife shoved down your penis hole...lol, i dont know the name
     
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    Ouch. Somehow, I think there's less of a chance of irreversible damage with the pineapple.

    Would you rather be the guy that wakes up in the hotel room in an ice bath with his kidney removed... or be the hotel guest who finds him?
     
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