Would you shag yourself?

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  1. D_Tim McGnaw

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    I mean if you were able to magic up a clone of yourself exactly the same as you are right now, age, appearance, personaliity the lot.

    I fucking well would. I mean if you can't get some off yourself then things are pretty dire right?


    Edit: if you're straight and like Pendlum a bit squeamish/confused about the logisitics about the gay stuff, then by all means suspend disbelief for a second and presume its possible you could stand it, OR just presume you or your exact copy happens to be of the opposite sex (yeah yeah I know that doesn't make any sense, what is this a physics exam?)
     
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    I wouldn't. Simply because I'm not gay, and if we even attempted to try it, nothing would get done because neither of us would concede to getting it in the ass or sucking a cock.
     
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    Hmmmmm but you would attempt to then? :tongue:
     
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    Funny you brought this up. I was just telling the story today of when I was a tad overweight and I apparently had not seen myself in the mirror for at least a year and I was rounding a corner in a grocery store and I saw someone in the mirror and I looked and looked away and he looked and looked away and I looked back and I walked away because I realized I was cruising myself and passed. So no!
     
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    Oh too funny, I had that happen to me too when I was overweight... but I'm so not overweight now so I'd have no qualms... :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    I would in a heartbeat.... long hard nights a plenty! over and over again :biggrin1:
     
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    Yes. I thought that was because I'm a Gemini, though :tongue:
     
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    I don't know. I don't really have time for my shit and I might not be very good in bed...
     
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    Nah. I'd probably end up doing other stuff I can't do by myself, like play pool and tennis.
     
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    Oh come on! A frenzy of mutual flagellation could ensue? :wink:
     
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    I'd fuck it up and have to tote around a maimed clone the rest of my life.

    I think I like Pendy's idea. Never a bad hair day or messed up right-hand fingernails again!
     
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    I'd clone myself twice so I could have a threesome.
     
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    Hold on this is a clone you magiked up, you can do what you like with it and then make it disappear again... it doesn't matter if you break it you don't have to see it ever again :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

    You cold use it to hone your skills and become a master sexual thaumaturgist!
     
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    Would that be incest or masturbation?
     
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    Okay. Sure I would. But it can't have my skin problems or weak enamel!
     
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    Nope, I'm not my type of guy, although the dick isn't that bad :rolleyes:
     
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    Technically a form of masturbation. You're not related to your clone, you are your clone.
     
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    Really? You surprise me.
     
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    That's very funny, pieter.
    I could say the same.
    The people I find most attractive are not very much like me.

    (On the other hand, you could send your clone in my direction.)
     
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    Each to his own I suppose :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: (that's a play on words Pieter not a sly dig at you...or is it? :wink:) LOL
     
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