Do I look like a carpet?
Do you really want to know the answer to that? :biggrin1:
Do I look like a carpet?
Do you really want to know the answer to that? :biggrin1:
I'll have the shag then. I heard you already had the piles.
how'd that go? :biggrin1:
You know, I would change my mind if the male version of myself looked like this. I'd totally shag me!
http://www.butterboom.com/wp-content/uploads/jul08/takeshi.jpg
You and Takeshi do bear a resemblance it's true, but he's not as pretty as you :smile:
I want my clone to play with my head.Are you playing with our heads here, Hilly?
Aw! :kiss:
Yes, but first we'd have to wrestle for top. hmmm . . . . fun!
I want my clone to play with my head.
I don't know. I don't really have time for my shit and I might not be very good in bed...
Hilly's right, you know! Plus, you're not going around ashamed of your features. Taki's clearly gotten the epicanthal fold surgery and has bleached and permed his hair to Midwestern Grandma Blonde. Eurgh! (shudders)
Personally, I often feel that most people should go fuck themselves.