Would You Survive A Zombie Apocalypse ?

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I'm not sure if I could, simply because I am not trained in weapons, cant run very fast and am usually the last to know if something goes down so basically I would be zombie fodder. Mind you, it would depend on what type of zombies are after you too - the really slow and dumb 'classic' zombies or the new and improved fast and smart wtf kind from movies such as 28 Days and the Crimsom Heads from the Resident Evil 1 Remake.

I guess the logical step would be to go to a gun shop and stock up on the shot gun and ammo and keep aiming for the heads, then get the family and try to make it to a nearby military outpost or escape to a boat and head out to sea and wait it out until it was fine to come back on dry land.

Here is a simple test to find out your survival rate -

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

I scored around 45 %, so not too bad lol
 
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I like that idea OY!

Would I survive? Hmmm - I'd like to think so. I have weapons training, good hand to hand combat skills, I live in a low population area with relatively easy access to ammunition. I already own a rifle and a shotgun - I have a very sharp sword and a crossbow too. My house has shutters on all the ground floor windows making barricading easier. I'd have to go ram-raid a supermarket, a pharmacy and a hardware store.

But yeah, assuming I don't get caught in the first wave of zombification, I think I'd have a fair shot at making it.
 

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I like that idea OY!

Would I survive? Hmmm - I'd like to think so. I have weapons training, good hand to hand combat skills, I live in a low population area with relatively easy access to ammunition. I already own a rifle and a shotgun - I have a very sharp sword and a crossbow too. My house has shutters on all the ground floor windows making barricading easier. I'd have to go ram-raid a supermarket, a pharmacy and a hardware store.

But yeah, assuming I don't get caught in the first wave of zombification, I think I'd have a fair shot at making it.

You sound like a modern day Ellen Ripley from Aliens lol
 

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I like that idea OY!

Would I survive? Hmmm - I'd like to think so. I have weapons training, good hand to hand combat skills, I live in a low population area with relatively easy access to ammunition. I already own a rifle and a shotgun - I have a very sharp sword and a crossbow too. My house has shutters on all the ground floor windows making barricading easier. I'd have to go ram-raid a supermarket, a pharmacy and a hardware store.

But yeah, assuming I don't get caught in the first wave of zombification, I think I'd have a fair shot at making it.

I know who I'm visiting if I need help from some crazy zombies.

Unless of course they're crazy horny zombies. I can take care of that.:cool:
 
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I'm a zombie before the first cup of coffee. Nah doesn't count!

I'm not as prepared as Manly. When I lived in the south, I could shoot very well.
Just give me and hand gun and vantage point and I could pick off Zombies all day.
I'm butch that way! :smile:
 

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I would either be killed by the zombie or become one. Either by the mist (from the old movies) or by being bit and having their saliva contaminate me.
 

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I would, but only because I've been training since i was four.:smile:

Plus, everyone knows that Zombies can't run... they just shuffle... so, as long as you have some endurance, don't wander into a pack of them, and have decent aim, you should be ok.
 

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I would never ever survive a zombie apocalypse, period. My other half is a bit of a tough guy however so I could cling onto him and parhaps he could help me live for a few hours at least.

Failing that - Braaaaaains!!!