Of penis length, if in return, you could (immediately) have...
A.) a totally phenomenal ass
Haven't seen one i'd even consider trading up for. |
Already worked for it, if it looked bad i'd consider working further.
B.) a super HOT torso: nice big pecs and well defined abs
Got a more effeminate version of super hot. |
Already worked for it, if they looked bad i'd consider working further.
C.) bigger balls
Already impractical/uncomfortable.. |
NO. Would rather marbles than these.
D.) taller stature by at least 3"
6' is more than enough, would be fine were I shorter. |
Not really, it was fine being the second shortest in my year level. Just need to use your size.
E.) ability to shoot a super big load
Smaller ones require less mopping. |
NO, i'd rather not cum at all, and for quite a few reasons.
F.) ability to be genuinely multi-orgasmic or just have more intense orgasms than you do now
The penis is one of the few organs that isn't already capable of this, but...
HELLSSS YESSSSS!!!!. This is THE most addictively awesome sexual flaw, and i'm continuing into hyperorgasmia. It's a problem to control, and you need a strong body to endure large amounts of it. But if you can take it, it keeps on giving. |
Most certainly would knock off inches had I not already worked for it. It is one of the greatest feelings.
So there you go, since I got nothing to trade for I'll just train penis reduction instead
(though feel free to offer something I might actually want)