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Not for any of the offered choices, I'm pretty well off in all of those areas.
My drawback is my better features are all covered by clothes, how about a face as beautifull as Jeff Black's avatar? Or maybe just cut to the finish and have a perfect boyfriend.
 
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Of penis length, if in return, you could (immediately) have...

A.) a totally phenomenal ass
Haven't seen one i'd even consider trading up for. | Already worked for it, if it looked bad i'd consider working further.

B.) a super HOT torso: nice big pecs and well defined abs
Got a more effeminate version of super hot. | Already worked for it, if they looked bad i'd consider working further.

C.) bigger balls
Already impractical/uncomfortable.. | NO. Would rather marbles than these.

D.) taller stature by at least 3"
6' is more than enough, would be fine were I shorter. | Not really, it was fine being the second shortest in my year level. Just need to use your size.

E.) ability to shoot a super big load
Smaller ones require less mopping. | NO, i'd rather not cum at all, and for quite a few reasons.

F.) ability to be genuinely multi-orgasmic or just have more intense orgasms than you do now
The penis is one of the few organs that isn't already capable of this, but...
HELLSSS YESSSSS!!!!. This is THE most addictively awesome sexual flaw, and i'm continuing into hyperorgasmia. It's a problem to control, and you need a strong body to endure large amounts of it. But if you can take it, it keeps on giving. | Most certainly would knock off inches had I not already worked for it. It is one of the greatest feelings.


So there you go, since I got nothing to trade for I'll just train penis reduction instead :D

(though feel free to offer something I might actually want)
 
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I'd trade one inch for the abilty to sing with perfect pitch, in a heartbeat.:smile:

The other options are superficial tat, none of which last and can be achieved by other means..(save C maybe).:tongue:

Yes, I would love to sing vocally too. I'm a bit scared to practice though, maybe the fear that I can't is stopping me from even attempting... ;\


BTW. I got C by constant masturbation without regular ejaculation (6-18 hours at a time... if you can't endure then just take long breaks to calm excitement). The painful pressure just kept on inflating them.
 

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Of penis length, if in return, you could (immediately) have...

A.) a totally phenomenal ass Like mine as is

B.) a super HOT torso: nice big pecs and well defined abs Have that

C.) bigger balls No, Thanks

D.) taller stature by at least 3" 6'5 would be kinda freakish...

E.) ability to shoot a super big load can save up for it

F.) ability to be genuinely multi-orgasmic or just have more intense orgasms than you do now If they get any more intense I might have a stroke

Please include approximate endowment now to make answers meaningful if not already in your signature, thanks[/quote]
 

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Looking at the replies so far it seems that just about EVERYONE is VERY confident with ther asses and height. However, it elated me to see that LPSG still has some insecure (or insert less offensive adjective here; it's 3 in the morning, sorry) people in it; for a second I thought that this thread was the den of the narcissists.

Don't get me wrong; self-confidence is good.
 
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I was not always like this. I may have been extremely attractive before, but my dead heart never stopped bleeding.
 

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I would trade an inch in length for 3 in height. At 6'7" I wouldn't have to lose quite as much weight to make tape for military service. Of course if I could get into the military fatter than I am, then I would trade 2 inches of girth for a slice of pie. Maybe that is why I'm having trouble getting to weight. Seriously though, 60 pounds lighter than when I began I'm feeling much better.
 

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Of penis length, if in return, you could (immediately) have...

A.) a totally phenomenal ass

B.) a super HOT torso: nice big pecs and well defined abs

C.) bigger balls

D.) taller stature by at least 3"

E.) ability to shoot a super big load

F.) ability to be genuinely multi-orgasmic or just have more intense orgasms than you do now

Please include approximate endowment now to make answers meaningful if not already in your signature, thanks

A & B yes. C: my balls are fine. D: 5'7" with a big cock, don't need to be taller. E: already shoot large loads. F: Am multi orgasmic once in awhile. When needed.