Would you women puhleeeease check out my package and let me know if it is big...

[Not_Punny]

Well, MY package is BIGGER.....

 

[tripod]

Well, MY package is BIGGER.....

Well... it is an interesting er um... frightening construction of monstrosity... what did you do to build it up like that? I mean, I get messed with for constantly wanting a thicker and fatter package... but that was just scary!!

Although I am interested in seeing how well it will stand up to a little "thrashing" around... things can get quite crazy in the sac around here!!

Alex8 how did you get a pic of my package unpumped?

Ahhh... fucking surveillance cameras, that's why I try to pump everyday, you never know who is watching...

and it wasn't an orgy... just a friendly display among friends... maybe a little personal fluffing went on... and I think I did get fucked with someone's eyes though.

I hope that doesn't make me gay...

 

[Principessa]

HELLO ASSHOLES HE SAID LADIES ONLY PLEASE WTF ARE YOU ALL GAY LOOKING AT HIS PACKAGE?!?!

ROTFLMAO
:slomo::jester::lmao:​

 

[Not_Punny]

Well... it is an interesting er um... frightening construction of monstrosity... what did you do to build it up like that? I mean, I get messed with for constantly wanting a thicker and fatter package... but that was just scary!!

Not half as scary as trying to wax all that!!

Although I am interested in seeing how well it will stand up to a little "thrashing" around... things can get quite crazy in the sac around here!!

That was a BIG Freudian slip, now wasn't it?!! :biggrin1:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I thought it looked like a glow worm from when i was a kid. Can you put some erect pictures?

 

[JC8]

Okay! Fess up ! you are Justin Timberlake and that is your Dick in a Box! Am I correct?

Cut a hole in that Dick in a Box - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[B_quietguy]

Say, is it true that UPS guys carry big packages?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Here is my package, feedback from the ladies ONLY!!!!!

My package

Hey G. Good to see ya on here. Great pics as allways.

 

[Bbucko]

Obviously uncut and it should stay that way.

But what's up with that couch?

 

[tripod]

Hey G. Good to see ya on here. Great pics as always.

Awww, shucs uncut you are a gentleman amongst mere strange genetic experiments, too kind... to kind...

Obviously uncut and it should stay that way.

That is actually from foreskin restoration... it's part of my PE regimine.

But what's up with that couch?

After a long days work, I decided to take off all of my clothes and just lay my over-sized package on the couch... a long day of getting beat up while I walked around gives it a bit of a smashed up and wrinkled appearance, I was just gettin' the kinks out...

 

[B_cigarbabe]

I have a hammer,can I help with
getting those kinks out,Tripod?!
I'd love to help you, unmash that big,uncut, package!
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[ZOS23xy]

Your package is well protected. Let's hope the hole doesn't dilate any more.

 

[adrianarmstrong]

Every once in a while I get overwhelmed with porn and masturbate for really long periods of time. When I do this, my member swells quite a bit. I have a hard time maintaining an erection from so much wacking. The last time, it swelled so much, coupled with it not getting as hard as normal, that I absolutely could not get it my girlfriend (well... actually it did finally slip in there... she screamed... and that was the end of it).

It looks like that's what happened to you.
Tell us the truth.

 

[36DD]

Wow...now that is one package I would love to unwrap! Awesome, you are awesome...length, girth...you have it all!

 

[jeff black]

HELLO ASSHOLES HE SAID LADIES ONLY PLEASE WTF ARE YOU ALL GAY LOOKING AT HIS PACKAGE?!?!

Step back, bitch! You're just jealous because his is bigger than yours.:tongue:

 

[B_Nick8]

He says he's straight, but I know a couple of guys who've had that package.