Would You Work at a Male Equivalent of Hooter's?

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  1. earllogjam

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    I am actively recruiting fellow hung male wait staff to wear revealing leotards while serving lousy food to hungry diners. Showers better than growers. Work for tips. Great benefit package.
     
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    yes i would where is this place
    i look really good in tights
     
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    Absolutely. Can I be the wardrobe fitter?
     
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    I've actually thought about this before. I've got the name and the logo trademarked - whether I ever actually get to make the dream a reality or not I don't know, but I'm prepared. Except I would actually ensure that the food was good.
     
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    You might have as much fun as the guy in underwear appearances section.
     
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    Will we serve foot long hotdogs?
     
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    i would feel so uncomforable working there!
    tight clothing is not my thing
     
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    Kielbasa and meatballs?
     
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    I've been told I've got the legs and bulge for it. But will there really be much of a market for male waitstaff in orange colored tights, leotards, codpieces, speedos, etc?
     
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    Ooh, I wonder what you've come up with!:tongue: I've tried to come up with a good name for a male equivalent to Hooters ever since Kathy Griffin suggested it in one her comedy specials on HBO. All she could come up with was "Balls," where the waiters would wear spandex shorts which would reveal "every little vein, every little wrinkle and hair" on those balls.:biggrin:
     
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    Or perhaps coq au vin?
     
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    Sounds like a great idea, I'd eat there. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. You could have a daisy chain of them across the country. :smile:
     
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    All I know is: I wanna be Chief Executive Fluffer. :smile:
     
  14. Quite Irate

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    How about a 7" floppy on a very effeminate guy? :)

    Pic me, pic me...
     
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    Work for tips? Sounds like a male prostitution ring to me :rolleyes:
     
  16. earllogjam

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    How about theme codpiece days? Blue ball plate specials? I'm still trying to figure out the uniform piece. Spandex seems to be too constricting, would like the equipment to jiggle while prancing about - more animated and lively. Of course a guy's height is an issue. The package should be ideally eye level when sitting down to order.
     
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    Don't forget the low health rating like the Hooter's in Knoxville got.
     
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    Sorry for the "Debbie Downer" statement.
     
  19. earllogjam

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    You don't think people would come to actually eat do you? I was thinking frozen dinners like the kind you get on airplanes.
     
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    Please!! book me a table
     
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