Would your penis wear a rolex

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    Dumb as sh...

    Sorry.
    Bruce
     
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    Evidently the TV has been boring lately.
     
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    The merch section was especially entertaining.

    I am suddenly inspired to make penis garments... (Since I sew, this is a really dangerous threat.)
     
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    my penis has actually worn a rolex before (and no, of course it wasn't MINE), but I don't think it would be seen dead in any of THOSE outfits.
     
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    Back in the good old days, a ladyfriend remarked on the similarity between my wrist and my penis, uh dimensionally, that is. So, she asked me if I could put my Rolex on it.

    These were the silly, carefree days of youth....

    Alas, the clasp on the bracelet...skin....the rest I shall leave to your imagination or experience, as the case may be.
     
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    Wear jelly bracelets on it. We all know what they mean. ::snaps blue bracelet off Jacinto's wrist::
     
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    Jon's wearing my bracelet on his private part! I guess it's official, folks: we're going steady! :wub:

    I'm going for your clear jelly bracelet, dude! :9
     
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    I don't even have a dick and I just reached for my crotch in a protective manner!
     
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    What do the blue ones supposedly stand for, again?

    And while you're at it, what do the black ones and orange ones signify? I'm wearing them both right now, so I probably ought to know...
     
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    There are regional variations, but generally:

    •Blue: blow job
    •Black: sexual intercourse
    •Orange: necking
    •Clear: wild card ('whatever you want')
    •Green: cunnilingus or outdoor sex
    •Yellow: hug
    •Red: lap dance
    •Purple: anal sex or doggy style
    •Silver: fisting
    •White: French kissing
    •Pink: flashing the booblies
    •Gold glitter: make out
    •Brown: toss my salad ('chowing down at the heinie diner', rimming)
    •Glow in the dark: using sex toys
     
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    Does anyone really adhere to those? I've been wearing these things for years and only heard of that recently. It's got to be a lie.

    BTW,
    That killed me. I'm officially dead.
     
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