Would your penis wear a rolex

[Synergistic]

Dickorations

Enough said.

 

[BruceSter]

Dumb as sh...

Sorry.
Bruce

 

[Pecker]

Evidently the TV has been boring lately.

 

[thedude1989]

funny, imo

 

[absinthium]

The merch section was especially entertaining.

I am suddenly inspired to make penis garments... (Since I sew, this is a really dangerous threat.)

 

[Dr Rock]

my penis has actually worn a rolex before (and no, of course it wasn't MINE), but I don't think it would be seen dead in any of THOSE outfits.

 

[cypher13]

Back in the good old days, a ladyfriend remarked on the similarity between my wrist and my penis, uh dimensionally, that is. So, she asked me if I could put my Rolex on it.

These were the silly, carefree days of youth....

Alas, the clasp on the bracelet...skin....the rest I shall leave to your imagination or experience, as the case may be.

 

[jonb]

Wear jelly bracelets on it. We all know what they mean. ::snaps blue bracelet off Jacinto's wrist::

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 27 2005, 11:33 PM
Wear jelly bracelets on it. We all know what they mean. ::snaps blue bracelet off Jacinto's wrist::

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Jon's wearing my bracelet on his private part! I guess it's official, folks: we're going steady! :wub:

I'm going for your clear jelly bracelet, dude! :9

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by cypher13@Jun 27 2005, 10:56 AM
Alas, the clasp on the bracelet...skin....the rest I shall leave to your imagination or experience, as the case may be.

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I don't even have a dick and I just reached for my crotch in a protective manner!

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by jonb@Jun 27 2005, 07:33 PM
Wear jelly bracelets on it. We all know what they mean. ::snaps blue bracelet off Jacinto's wrist::

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What do the blue ones supposedly stand for, again?

And while you're at it, what do the black ones and orange ones signify? I'm wearing them both right now, so I probably ought to know...

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by absinthium@Jun 28 2005, 02:28 AM
What do the blue ones supposedly stand for, again?

And while you're at it, what do the black ones and orange ones signify? I'm wearing them both right now, so I probably ought to know...

There are regional variations, but generally:

•Blue: blow job
•Black: sexual intercourse
•Orange: necking
•Clear: wild card ('whatever you want&#39
•Green: cunnilingus or outdoor sex
•Yellow: hug
•Red: lap dance
•Purple: anal sex or doggy style
•Silver: fisting
•White: French kissing
•Pink: flashing the booblies
•Gold glitter: make out
•Brown: toss my salad ('chowing down at the heinie diner', rimming)
•Glow in the dark: using sex toys

 

[absinthium]

Does anyone really adhere to those? I've been wearing these things for years and only heard of that recently. It's got to be a lie.

BTW,

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jun 27 2005, 11:28 PM
...'chowing down at the heinie diner'...

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That killed me. I'm officially dead.